MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne
Wed 16-Jan-13 16:50:36
original thread here
We need questions about British culture, class and manners, which would truly work out whether you knew the country. For example:
Which of these expressions would only be used by someone from the lower middle class:
- Bog
- Loo
- Toilet
- Lavatory
- Shitter?
List these supermarkets in order of naiceness.
Iceland
Budgens
Aldi
Sainsbury's
Waitrose
What is a snakebite (tick all that apply)?
- A bite from a snake.
- A mixture of cider and lager
- A flaming from a nest of vipers
ChristianGreyIsAJackass
Sun 20-Jan-13 15:25:11
Ive been leaving work for the last hour... but i couldnt stop reading this thread <rubs aching cheeks>
At my citizenship ceremony my (British) kids were shocked that I had to swear allegiance to the Queen - as those born here do not.
Then again it was far more moving than I ever, ever thought it would be. Realising what others had gone through to get to that place was humbling.
But then I've just spent the weekend in nappy valley.
Meeting a well know TV person who was shocked that we wanted to drive back to Hampshire was amusing.
Yah.
Q : On a public holiday when much of the population want do travel do the trains run
A1 : A normal service
A2 : Sunday - less than a third of the trains - service
A3 : Extra services to meet the demand
Suzer777
Mon 21-Jan-13 21:35:01
I'm undoubtedly a foreigner...dying to hear the correct answer to some of these questions!
amazingmumof6
Thu 24-Jan-13 21:40:08
dollydowser - answer to your question: the difference between a napkin and a serviette is the same as the difference between a chiropractor and and osteopath - which is SPELLING!
<not shouting, emphasizing!>
Another trick question TalkinPeace
A4. They run a replacement bus service as they have closed most of the line down for repairs.
amazingmumof6
Fri 25-Jan-13 14:05:43
what is the correct way of accepting a cup of tea?
1, yes
2, yes, please
3, that would be lovely/nice
4, it doesn't matter what you say, really, as long as the first thing coming out of your mouth is "oooooh" as in " what a surprisingly good idea!"
amazingmumof6
Fri 25-Jan-13 14:31:41
Q: what is the most British behaviour presented by my 5 year old?
A: I checked on him when he was asleep and tried to put his blanket back on. As I gently moved him, he said sorry. in his sleep! 
Gosh, yes, correct use of the word "Sorry" absolutely separates those who were born here (or have lived here for over 40 years) from t'others
britishcitizenshiptest
Mon 13-May-13 10:36:07
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