Horrible horrible present mix up involving sex toys. I have to go back in an hour.

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I just met my best friend for a coffee, to give her her 30th Birthday present before she goes off for a childfree sexfest week in Mauritius with her DH as a 30th Birthday present envy. I got her a pair of very naughty Agent Provocateur, knickers, karma sutra guide, hand cuffs, a feather boa, and this chocolatey lube stuff .I hasten to add this was intended as a joke, I actually got her a day at a spa. She unwrapped a boys top from Zara Kids, a small puzzle and a power ranger action doll thingy.

This means the 4 year old boy whose party my DT'S are at has unwrapped her present. shock shock shock shock shock. I know for a fact it has been opened as there had been a small mix up with times, and they had to wait 10 minutes to be allowed into the soft play, and so when I was leaving the birthday boy's mum was calling them over to open presents to pass the time.

WHY did I use identical wrapping paper? But more importantly what do I do when I go to fetch them in an hour? Even worse, the whole of their nursery room was invited, plus a few other friends, the majority of which are there. Doubly doubly worse, I was the only mum/nanny to leave, so they will all know.

HELP

OsbegaEthewulf Tue 04-Jan-11 14:46:35

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

no advice but you poor bugger

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaahaaaaaaaaaa

thereisthesnowball Tue 04-Jan-11 14:46:35

Seriously? Oops. <grin>

GetOrfMoiLand Tue 04-Jan-11 14:46:36

Expedia.co.uk

You can buy a flight to Canada from there which will leave in a couple of hours.

I think that is your best bet.

grin you poor sod grin

Sarsaparilllla Tue 04-Jan-11 14:46:51

Oh. My. God.

Do you know any of the parents that are at the party? Could you call anyone and get them to get hold of the pressie quick???

shock

DaisySteiner Tue 04-Jan-11 14:47:13

You need to grovel. A lot. I would probably find it v. funny, keep your fingers crossed she's like me!

everythingchangeseverything Tue 04-Jan-11 14:47:14

OMFG. You must emmigrate immediately. blush

wineonafridaynight Tue 04-Jan-11 14:47:30

Oh dear! I 100% feel for you.

Deep breaths. Can you MN from the car (not driving) for moral support before you go in.

do you have a mobile number you can call to guage reaction and explain that there was a tiny bit of a mix up? They will have guessed this anyway and I'm sure will see the funny side.

What are the parents like?

wewishyouamerrylissiemas Tue 04-Jan-11 14:47:43

oh.

shit.

im sorry, i know that this is rather traumatic, but.. a little wee just came out.

DullWomenHaveImmaculateHomes Tue 04-Jan-11 14:47:48

How I wish I were a fly on the wall grin

theevildead2 Tue 04-Jan-11 14:47:54

Never happened.

DH suggesting calling her but I know the deed has been done now. I don't have her number either as my phone got dropped in the bath last night.

Fuckity fuckity fuck

I am never going to live this down.

Shamechanger Tue 04-Jan-11 14:48:04

This is the worst thing I have heard for a long time. Are you SURE?? Do you have a mobile for the birthday boy's Mum so you can tell her about the mix up.

Jesus.

GetOrfMoiLand Tue 04-Jan-11 14:48:08

I would have LOVED to have seen your face when you saw the power ranger toy.

Does it buzz? All may not be lost for your friend.

I can well imagine a load of kids running round a softplay with feather boas, whilst putting lube down the tubve slide and manacling small babies with the handcuffs.

pinkbraces Tue 04-Jan-11 14:48:17

I dont have any practical advice to offer but would like to say a big thank you for making me laugh so much

SoupDragon Tue 04-Jan-11 14:48:25

Oh god... I am going to be no help... Too busy howling with laughter...

Thelastnameleft Tue 04-Jan-11 14:49:13

Haha!

Please post and tell us what her reaction was

DullWomenHaveImmaculateHomes Tue 04-Jan-11 14:49:28

Please please please report back later with a 'reactions' update grin

gorionine Tue 04-Jan-11 14:49:39

I most definitely am putting this thread on watch!grin

I feel for you though, I really do!

Sweet jesus, the shame!

grin

GoldFrakkincenseAndMyrrh Tue 04-Jan-11 14:49:56

<nominates this for classics>

I reckon you should emigrate to Mauritius.

OH MY DEAR GOD

lborolass Tue 04-Jan-11 14:50:33

Is the phone number on the party invite for the RSVP?

Sazisi Tue 04-Jan-11 14:51:30

Phone the actual play centre, and ask to speak to the mum, say Very Important!
At least if you've made an attempt to prevent him opening it she'll be more forgiving?

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