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Smelly LadyGarden

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UCM Tue 20-Jun-06 23:13:31

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

ucm is that you?

UCM Tue 20-Jun-06 23:15:14

Oh well guess name change didn't work. Have just gone extremely red from toes to face. Oh Fuck!!

Well I suppose its not the worst thing I have ever heard of. God my cheeks are burning.

Does anyone know why this happens and what I can do to change it.

mumsnetphariah Tue 20-Jun-06 23:15:46

lol!

UCM Tue 20-Jun-06 23:15:53

Fuck fuck fucketty fuck. I am quite embarrassed now.

Aren't you pg? Couldn't this be a yeast infection? How are you sure you don't have one?

is it just you who thinks this?

Maybe your sense of smell has become more acute?

mumsnetphariah Tue 20-Jun-06 23:16:06

Do you want to borrow my temp name?

Don't be embarrassed

We have all had whiffy minges from time to time I bet

Californifrau Tue 20-Jun-06 23:17:25

no advice but I do love the disguise

Are you doing the usual cotton not nylon and nothing tight malarcky?

mumsnetphariah Tue 20-Jun-06 23:17:33

Better than halitosis imo

GDG Tue 20-Jun-06 23:17:59

CD

Toothache Tue 20-Jun-06 23:18:09

lol........not at your problem but the attempt at a name change! I read your message thinking 'isn't there a real UCM that posts?'!

Anyway, How have you checked for infection???

megglevache Tue 20-Jun-06 23:18:44

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Toothache Tue 20-Jun-06 23:19:03

lol CD - must confess... I have had that in the past!

UCM Tue 20-Jun-06 23:20:17

I had a swab done about 6 months ago for thrush. Which I do get everynow & then. Please god, no one from work is reading this.

So I am assuming that it's just 'smelly fanny syndrome'. Yes wear cotton pants. Started washing with boots fadgewash instead of soap.

Maybe it's just me. Obviously won't ask DH to smell it for me.

megglevache Tue 20-Jun-06 23:21:23

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Toothache Tue 20-Jun-06 23:21:49

COuld you have a weak pelvic floor? That was my problem.

spacedonkey Tue 20-Jun-06 23:22:17

ucm it could be bacterial vaginosis which has a telltale fishy whiff - it's easily sorted with a single dose of antibiotics though

poor you with the name change faux pas!

UCM Tue 20-Jun-06 23:22:21

Started using it cos' it's supposed to keep the ph balance correct. It's like shaving foam. I am never going to live this down ever, am I.

UCM Tue 20-Jun-06 23:23:43

Errrm. Will go to GP and tell them then. I couldn't remember the name of it Spacedonkey, but I think you may be right.

Californifrau Tue 20-Jun-06 23:24:07

was your alternaitive name UnderCoverMinge?










I'm not helping am I ....

megglevache Tue 20-Jun-06 23:24:25

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NotAnOtter Tue 20-Jun-06 23:24:35

i had some nasty thing that only happened after me and dp had done the deed without contraception so i thought it was him ...rest of the time it was fine -could it be this?

UCM Tue 20-Jun-06 23:25:51

Just a thought SpaceDonkey, it's not dangerous to unborn babies is it....

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