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Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers

Roll call, ladies, if you please;

Name:DingDongBelle
Age:31
Location:Naarfolk
*Any DC?:*DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
*TTC for:*2 months (BFP 28.12.12)
*Hooya me if:*I am the WORST early tester in the world! P on anything that stays still at 10dpo onwards!

Aargh my bolds didn't work! Boo hoo!

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
Any DC?: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
TTC for: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)
Hooya me if: I am the WORST early tester in the world! P on anything that stays still at 10dpo onwards!

Been lurking over Xmas but thought I'd start posting a bit more..... Went all shy for a minute!

Name Jemimahpuddleduck
Age 25
Location Somerset
Any DC? No
TTC For First month... testing soon!

(DingDong in disguise)...it's me

have nc'd as felt DingDong was too festive. So here, for one last time, are my stats...

Name: CurrerBelle
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
*Any DC?*: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
*TTC for*: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)
*Hooya me if*: I am the WORST early tester in the world! P on anything that stays still at 10dpo onwards!

P.s congrats Ding

PS; can you tell I'm on my own in the house and bored??

Hey Jemima - thank you! Tentative as ertd only due today/tomorrow so it's really ver early

Name: CurrerBelle
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
*Any DC?*: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
*TTC for*: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)
*Hooya me if*: I am the WORST early tester in the world! P on anything that stays still at 10dpo onwards!

Name: Jemimahpuddleduck
Age: 25
Location: Somerset
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month... testing soon!

Name: Cookielove
Age: 30
Location: Herts
*Any DC?*: Nope
TTC: 3 months

hope that works <fingers crossed>

so close

Thats like me I'm going to test 1st Jan but not due til the 6th (got pack of 5 first response and they keep calling me from the cupboard) feeling quezey and tired but could be all the crap I've been consuming! What CD did you get BFP?

<shy wave hello>

I've been lurking a tiny bit too, can I join in the fun?

Name: CurrerBelle
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
*Any DC?*: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
*TTC for*: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)
*Hooya me if*: I am the WORST early tester in the world! P on anything that stays still at 10dpo onwards!

Name: Jemimahpuddleduck
Age: 25
Location: Somerset
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month... testing soon!

Name: Cookielove
Age: 30
Location: Herts
*Any DC?*: Nope
TTC: 3 months

Name: Furrybiscuit
Age: 27
Location: Glasgow
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month...took last pill 8th December

Can someone add me to the roll call please? Can't do it on my not-so-smart phone.

Name: Andie
Age: 29
Location: Birmingham
Any DCs: DS 3yrs, DD 2yrs, DSSs 3.5yrs & 1.5yrs
TTC: 4 months

Name: Andie
Age: 29
Location: Birmingham
Any DCs: DS 3yrs, DD 2yrs, DSSs 3.5yrs & 1.5yrs
TTC: 4 months

Name: CurrerBelle
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
Any DC?: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
TTC for: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)

Name: Jemimahpuddleduck
Age: 25
Location: Somerset
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month... testing soon!

Name: Cookielove
Age: 30
Location: Herts
*Any DC?*: Nope
TTC: 3 months

Name: Furrybiscuit
Age: 27
Location: Glasgow
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month...took last pill 8th December

Can I be added to the role call too?

Name: addicted
Age: 25
Location: Am literally, hopefully anyday now about to move 90 miles...who am I kidding its NEVER going to happen over dramqtic much!
Any DCs: 2 dd's. dd1 10 months dd2 2.2 years
TTC: not very long I hate counting, and always get confuesd where to count from as I'm prone to mc. So do you count how long you've been trying since deciding you want another dc or from when you decied to give it another go after last mc? any rate, I dont really want to keep track.

Jemima: got my bfp at cd29 on a FRER. Again the next day and again today . I have a 31 day cycle on average.

Name: addicted
Age: 25
Location: Am literally, hopefully anyday now about to move 90 miles...who am I kidding its NEVER going to happen over dramqtic much!
Any DCs: 2 dd's. dd1 10 months dd2 2.2 years
TTC: not very long I hate counting, and always get confuesd where to count from as I'm prone to mc. So do you count how long you've been trying since deciding you want another dc or from when you decied to give it another go after last mc? any rate, I dont really want to keep track.

Name: Andie
Age: 29
Location: Birmingham
Any DCs: DS 3yrs, DD 2yrs, DSSs 3.5yrs & 1.5yrs
TTC: 4 months

Name: CurrerBelle (Belle)
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
Any DC?: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
TTC for: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)

Name: Jemimahpuddleduck
Age: 25
Location: Somerset
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month... testing soon!

Name: Cookielove
Age: 30
Location: Herts
*Any DC?*: Nope
TTC: 3 months

Name: Furrybiscuit
Age: 27
Location: Glasgow
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month...took last pill 8th December

Thanks Currer

I'm watching OBEM USA. I prefer the UK one but it's still increasing my broodiness! This is what happens when you're alone on a Sunday, the kids ate napping, and you have done all your housework.

*are, not ate. Big thumbs.

Jemima: got my bfp at cd29 on a FRER. Again the next day and again today . I have a 31 day cycle on average.

Name: addicted
Age: 25
Location: Am literally, hopefully anyday now about to move 90 miles...who am I kidding its NEVER going to happen over dramqtic much!
Any DCs: 2 dd's. dd1 10 months dd2 2.2 years
TTC: not very long I hate counting, and always get confuesd where to count from as I'm prone to mc. So do you count how long you've been trying since deciding you want another dc or from when you decied to give it another go after last mc? any rate, I dont really want to keep track.

Name: Andie
Age: 29
Location: Birmingham
Any DCs: DS 3yrs, DD 2yrs, DSSs 3.5yrs & 1.5yrs
TTC: 4 months

Name: CurrerBelle (Belle)
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
Any DC?: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
TTC for: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)

Name: Jemimahpuddleduck
Age: 25
Location: Somerset
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month... testing soon!

Name: Cookielove
Age: 30
Location: Herts
*Any DC?*: Nope
TTC: 3 months

Name: Furrybiscuit
Age: 27
Location: Glasgow
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month...took last pill 8th December

Name: kitten katzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: nope
TTC: 8 months/9 cycles <tedious>

thanks currer. I dont like OBEM USA, I find them all over dramatic and annoying! I did watch every uk episode ever made as well as call the midwife when I was 38 weeks pg with dd2 in a desprate attempt to induce labour! didnt work

dh is just putting lovefilm on the wii and hopefully we can calm these girls down, for some reason they are both so over excited and have so much energy today. all i want to do is curl up and sleep.

Thanks ding - absolutely no desire to start a third Fred so thanks for doing the honours!

CD25 here, expecting ertd anytime between now and Tuesday really. Not a hint either way as yet.

Ooh, MIL just arrived, have to do my dutiful DIL bit, catch up later

Frogchops here.... Cycle 3.... Age 29, Birmingham. Come oooon bfp.
I hve resorted to the fact that we just ain't getting our sexy on enough. I just did an opk yes I know yesterday I said 'no I'm not bothering with that bolloks' etc but hey that was a whole 24 hours ago. So the lines there, but not quuuuite as a dark as control (I think it will be by tomorrow tho. It's that close) . Managed to Dtd last nite but today god dammit ive come down with a cold. So,.... any ideas on how to persuade dp tht dtd again tonite would be a good idea?? lol
Ding.... What's the story behind your deeds? We're u an every nighter?? Which date do u think it mite hav happened?

Name: addicted
Age: 25
Location: Am literally, hopefully anyday now about to move 90 miles...who am I kidding its NEVER going to happen over dramqtic much!
Any DCs: 2 dd's. dd1 10 months dd2 2.2 years
TTC: not very long I hate counting, and always get confuesd where to count from as I'm prone to mc. So do you count how long you've been trying since deciding you want another dc or from when you decied to give it another go after last mc? any rate, I dont really want to keep track.

Name: Andie
Age: 29
Location: Birmingham
Any DCs: DS 3yrs, DD 2yrs, DSSs 3.5yrs & 1.5yrs
TTC: 4 months

Name: CurrerBelle (Belle)
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
Any DC?: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
TTC for: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)

Name: Jemimahpuddleduck
Age: 25
Location: Somerset
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month... testing soon!

Name: Cookielove
Age: 30
Location: Herts
*Any DC?*: Nope
TTC: 3 months

Name: Furrybiscuit
Age: 27
Location: Glasgow
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month...took last pill 8th December

Name: kitten katzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: nope
TTC: 8 months/9 cycles <tedious>

Name: [Santa] Bearface (clinging on to Christmas!)
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC?: No.
TTC: 5 months

Hi Everyone, I'm back on the wagon - huzzah!

So far have DTD CD 8 and 9, and ERTD was 7 1/2 days this time, so hopefully I will ovulate this time at least! Good luck all the testers. I'm hoping that by planning and booking a long haul holiday I may tempt the upduff fairy into sprinkling some magic updust on me.

Hope everyone is well.

Frog - just jump DH!