The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

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evilgiraffe Wed 24-Oct-12 18:14:36

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

<climbs into a shiny Aston Martin driven by an unfeasibly gorgeous young man and zooms away into the sunset>

HavingALittleFaithBaby Fri 16-Nov-12 20:19:17

I found a mention of said butter dish sad loser looking at old threads and foudn pone mention it last Christmas here 7th December 13:00h ish smile

Northey Fri 16-Nov-12 21:39:33

I need more kittens! Little teddy bear faces and round barrel bodies!

FrankelDeBeauvoir Fri 16-Nov-12 21:42:26

The kittens are awake again grin

EuroShagmore Fri 16-Nov-12 21:49:36

Can you all attack me with a large trawler catch please? I am menkulling. I have just spent the past 10 mins googling "early pregnancy symptoms" (again). I was comparing my chart to others on futility friend yesterday. I haven't exhibited this sort of behaviour since about 6 months in.

I am about halfway through the 2ww. So way to early for anything. However, for the last 3 or 4 days, I have had periods of mild nausea, I'm RAVENOUS and absolutely shattered. Also, a few times my head has spun when I have got up quickly - not normal for me but has happened occasionally before. And KFZK felt travel sick at the weekend - he doesn't get travel sick, so maybe there is a sickness bug going around.

I usually don't let myself focus on the 2ww too much but this time there is this little nagging voice.... I haven't told KFZK. I don't see why both of us should menkul when I can do it well enough for the both of us. Please empty the contents of Billingsgate over me asap (although the thought of stinky fish is not helping the low level nausea. ARGH).

Right BESH, tell me it is all in my head and I am being fecking ridiculous, please. <begs>

FrankelDeBeauvoir Fri 16-Nov-12 21:53:52

<liberally applies kippers>

We all do it Euro, but you know as well as I do that madness that way lies. Go and look at the kittens to take your mind off things grin

<punches euro with lobster claws>

Back away from Google!

HavingALittleFaithBaby Fri 16-Nov-12 22:02:08

<slaps euro with a kipper> linky to chart pliz. Could be menkul, could be viral. I have had those symptoms during yet another tww but also felt similar when I was diffed. The actual diffment didn't feel much different to a normal menkul except I felt like I'd been run over I was so tired!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Fri 16-Nov-12 22:09:10

<dumps 8 tons of prawns fresh from the hold on Euro's head>

<otherwise says nothing>

Northey Fri 16-Nov-12 22:12:14

<swings a gurnard at the euro-arse>

That's euro's arse, not a new and rude name for euro.

evilgiraffe Fri 16-Nov-12 22:59:27

<lobs several mackerel in euro's direction>

Do not google symptoms. Do not fixate on things that fan be easily explained by other means. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Fri 16-Nov-12 23:10:38

Ah the old Monopoly analogy! That was used frequently in the annals of the Ancient BESH.

EuroShagmore Fri 16-Nov-12 23:10:44

faif not helping!!! wink

But fanks ladies. <Staggers off to bed covered in fish bits but feeling saner>

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Fri 16-Nov-12 23:12:14

Euro....er, you have a prawn in your hair.

FriendofDorothy Fri 16-Nov-12 23:55:12

I had no symptoms at all if that helps! grin

Drunken luffs to you all xx

MissSlapAndTipple Sat 17-Nov-12 06:53:15

Blimey smells fishy in here. I can't sleep sad I had white wine last night, it always keeps me awake.

EuroShagmore Sat 17-Nov-12 08:08:54

I couldn't sleep either. sad

Northey Sat 17-Nov-12 08:11:15

Because of the menkul, eu?

MissSlapAndTipple Sat 17-Nov-12 08:27:06

MATV just took the laptop off me so he could watch farming videos. WTAF? What did I marry? When can you pee on something euro?

Morning. I did not so much sleep as pass out for a few hours. I am, ahem, delicate today.

Farming videos slap? Is he a farmer?

How are you euro? Could you have a nap later?

FrankelDeBeauvoir Sat 17-Nov-12 10:23:33

Morning all. Just checked in on the kittens - still sleep grin

As HWHNN is off again this weekend (flying to Malaysia) I'm going to head into the nearest town and treat myself to some more retail therapy. Problem is, whenever I plan to go shopping I an never find anything I like hmm

Oh, and avoid AIBU for a while: there's a "oh dear I might be pregnant" thread running. She already has 8, yes eight, kids and, whoopsadaisy, forgot to take two of her pills. hmm & angry & sad

I would suggest staying off "hard? Really? <<head tilt>>> I thiught it would be fun." in chat as well - its a 'lets laugh at how stupid the barren are' thread

FrankelDeBeauvoir Sat 17-Nov-12 17:28:22

Well, I had a productive shopping session grin. I bought 4 jumpers, 2 jackets, a blouse, a skirt, a dress, some undies and coloured tights. It didn't cost too much either <hurrah for Primark> wink

Fuck sad

He lied to me last week.

The porn sites are still in the laptop history. He looked me in the eyes and said he hadn't used porn.

I have no idea where we can go from here. I don't know how to react. He's at work so I can't even talk to him about it.

I feel so bloody stupid for believing him. I can't believe he lied and made me feel like I was paranoid and untrusting.

FrankelDeBeauvoir Sat 17-Nov-12 17:33:35

Oh Winkly I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. I think all you can do is confront him with the facts and give him a chance to explain himself while telling him how betrayed you feel. Does that make sense?

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