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To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 20:22

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word Confused) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts Wink A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Grin
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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:29

Well done Blue!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:30

A very exciting final post of a .

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 20:30

AGL that sounds awful out of context!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe you did that to me.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:31

as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one. Do you mean me? Hmm

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:31

Wait, no. I understand the sentence now. Grin

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 20:31

Love it, AGL - what were your A level results again?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 20:32

my phone keyboard was being a dick. It wouldn't type!

HelenaDove · 31/08/2016 20:32

signing in.

peachmama · 31/08/2016 20:32
Original poster
AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 20:32
Grin
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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:33

So I disappear off for dinner and you lot talk about sex toys.

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 20:34

GBBO is on. DD & DH are glued to it, which is ironic, given that neither of them even knows how to turn the oven on in this house.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 20:34

If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again–it had a dying fall.
O, it came o'er my ear, like the sweet sound
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing, and giving odour.
. . .

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 20:34

being it was jess that wanted thrusting not me. I just gave her an idea of how to achieve it.

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 20:35

What's your favourite sex toy Being? Mine is a French Fancy.

elQuintoConyo · 31/08/2016 20:35

What are these threads and how come i've missed 11 of them?

Hmm noob!

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 20:36

Butter, flour, and ground ginger.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:36

peach Welcome!

To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?
BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:37

I miss toad 😫

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 20:37

DD says she's going to bake a gingerbread Hogwarts. Hahahahahahaha. DH is going to make a gingerbread golf course.

Bettercallsaul1 · 31/08/2016 20:37

Well, I was quite happy with my description! apart from the typo
Summed me up a treat, I thought. Thought Blue's quote summed her up nicely too. Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:38

Hm (autocorrect changed that to him 😂) ...

Dunno. Can't say I have used any many.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:38

Welcome to elQuinto as well. Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 20:39

These threads are, in a word: epic!

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 20:39

Peach and elquinto - what are your star signs, which region do you live in? And if you luuurve Aidan Turned, hands off cos he's Portia's secret boyfriend.