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Original poster

to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

413 replies

DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 20:00

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

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ahbollocks · 04/02/2015 20:01

Gordon Brown. sortof mysterious and moody.

punygod · 04/02/2015 20:02

Wash your mouth out!

and your chuff while you're at it

The only way I would ever shag a politician is if I did a Samsa and woke up as a praying mantis, then at least I would end up killing the fucker afterwards. Though I'd probably skip the shagging.

HoneyIsBeePoo · 04/02/2015 20:03

Maybe Barrack...or I reckon Clegg would be a trier Grin

dingit · 04/02/2015 20:03

Boris! For the simple reason he would make me laugh Smile

paxtecum · 04/02/2015 20:03

I feel queasy now.
Yuck.

ourglass · 04/02/2015 20:03

I've had a sex dream about Gordon Brown before and he was good, does that count as real life experience?

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 04/02/2015 20:04

Yes yabu, criiiiinge.

Now if Ryan Gosling were to take up politics....

kittentwo · 04/02/2015 20:04

Yes dingit boris for me too for the same reason Smile

AuntieStella · 04/02/2015 20:06

I don't fancy any of them.

But I suspect Boris is the only one who knows how to have fun.

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 04/02/2015 20:06

ourglass - too much slow cooked cock before bed can give you funny dreams....

headlesslambrini · 04/02/2015 20:06

Ed Balls - at least he has the right name!

ourglass · 04/02/2015 20:07

Hahahahahaha ten

Threeplus1 · 04/02/2015 20:08

YABU runs-off-to-find-bleach-for-brain

Charitybelle · 04/02/2015 20:09

Clegg is definitely the best looking, but prob a bit of a damp squib if his politics are anything to go by.
You'd prob have a better time with Theresa May than any of the current male members of the cabinet or shadow cabinet Grin

DadOnIce · 04/02/2015 20:09

The view from dadworld:

Theresa May would be utter filth, all the more so as she comes across as an an evil cold-hearted so-and-so. Same goes for Sarah Palin, only with boots.

Labour - it has to be Caroline Flint.

Lib Dems - unquestionably dirty fun to be had with Lynne Featherstone.

ourglass · 04/02/2015 20:09

Yes I reckon Boris is a beast

OnlyLovers · 04/02/2015 20:09

Oh, Obama, hands down.

Zoe Williams once wrote a piece about this (or at least it mentioned this; don't know if it was the subject of the whole piece!) and said Clegg would be 'overly polite, clammy hands'. I cannot shake that impression.

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Bluebell84 · 04/02/2015 20:11

clegg a the way!! he is sexy!! shame about the politics

stubbornstains · 04/02/2015 20:12

I can vividly imagine Ed Miliband handcuffed to a radiator, calling me "mistress".................no need to thank me for that image, it's my pleasure Grin.

queenmools · 04/02/2015 20:12

Ed Balls is a sexy beast!

ourglass · 04/02/2015 20:12

Stubborn that's grim

Bluebell84 · 04/02/2015 20:12

clegg in UK

US I would say clinton :):)

HoneyIsBeePoo · 04/02/2015 20:12

OnlyLovers in the filthy dream I had about him in a pregnancy-hormone haze, his hands were not clammy. Wink

nulgirl · 04/02/2015 20:15

I bet Nick Clegg is. His wife is amazing - she doesn't look like the kind of woman who would put up with a below-par perfoamce in the bedroom.

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