To think that this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone, ever?

[zaracharlotte]

PIL's staying at ours this weekend. DH and I snuck off to our room whilst PIL were walking the dog.

Turns out, we thought they'd left the house when they hadn't. Cue MIL walking in our bedroom to ask where we keep the poo bags. I was squatting butt naked with DH's knob in my mouth whilst he leaned against the wardrobe.

So yeah, my MIL saw me giving her son a blow job.

Kill me now.

Please can someone cheer me up with your stories? MIL hasn't looked us in the eye since!

Bloody hell you go from 0 to blow job fast! If they were still looking for bags it can only have been - what- 2minutes? Impressed.

Too ed to write anything.

Fuck. Poor you.

yeah

okay

thanks for sharing

Haha hahaha

I can't think of a more embarrassing story than that one!

Not helpful but....... priceless

What did you do? Carry on?!
Where are you now?
How long ago was this?

That is absolutely brilliant. Can't top it I'm afraid. But brilliant.

It was more like 5 mins cardi - I was after a quickie!

I don't have a story, but anyone walking into a couples bedroom unannounced deserves everything they see.

Hope the atmosphere improves soon op.

Nope, that is pretty much top of the embarassment scale!

This has made me howl with laughter!!! Sorry not helpful!!

YaDnbu!!!

Yep, that pretty much trumps anything anyone else will ever come up with!

Did he still come?

Omfg I don't have anything helpful to say

Read this 4 times so far and its still making me chuckle fucking hell OP!

Oh no, seriously can't think of anything more embarrassing!

Aw......lol!

I went out to the bin the other morning, 37 weeks pregnant with my dress tucked in the back of my pants and spoke to the neighbour and a man walking his dog before I felt the draft........... no it doesn't compare, you're right!

MIL once walked in on us at their house early one morning with cups of tea and we were having sleepy sex like spoons. Duvet was over us and I just pretended I was still asleep and DH said 'Thanks' for the tea, very straightfaced and sleepy and she left none the wiser- we think.

Nope, nothing to compare to you.

What did your MIL say/do?

How has conversation been since?

This very nearly happened to me. With my mother.

There was a knock on the door. my mum won't talk through doors. it was either risk her opening the door or yell " don't come in"

You win.

It's a dubious prize to be sure.

MIL blurted out 'where are the poo bags?' DH rushed towards to door, closed it partially and stuck his head around it to tell her.

I flung myself onto the bed and hid under the covers where I cowered for 20 mins whilst DH tried to coax me out. I just wanted to make sure they were gone.

This was about 2 o clock. They're still here, watching TV with DH whilst I MN.
They go home tomorrow, it is AWKWARD.