He wanted to juice oranges to make some weirdy made up concoction to cure his cold.
Pointed out the juicer and kitchen machine. Offered to show him how to use in a helpful fashion, as you would with any appliance someone hasn't used before, but as a qualified engineer he elbowed me confidentially out the way and then dutifully applied eleventy tonnes of unrequired brute force and smashed off the base.
Why? Why do I cohabit with a SpoonyFucker, it's an incurable condition. Lord knows we've tried.
You Spoonyfuckers just can help Spoonyfucking.
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Spoonyfucker™ has Spoonyfucked AGAIN, and this time he's Fuckered the Kenwood<<ranty super duper serious thread of rantness>>
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HoneyDragon · 16/02/2014 11:58
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