DH has asked me not to fart in bed!

[krisskross]

just bought a new bed, he thinks we will sully it with farts! i think he is being stupid and i cannot stop what has to come out.

we agreed to let MN decide.

[pranma]

you cant help farting sometimes and I bet he doesnt leap out of bed every time he er 'gets the wind up'

[Mymblesson]

I think he should give you the Dutch Oven.

That'll learn you.

[FabbyChic]

I don't believe partners should fart in front of each other, shows a total lack of disrespect and the old adage familiarity breeds contempt comes to mind.

It is not in the least sexy to fart in bed at all.

[peggotty]

lol!!!! Are you generally a couple prone to farting in bed then?

[Dylthan]

As long as you don't waft the sheets then I feel he has nothing to complain about.

[wonderstuff]

I couldn't cope with that. YANBU.

[ILoveItWhenYouCallMeBoo]

you can't hold what is not in your hand

as my old dad would say.

how does he expect you to hold farts in when you are sleeping?

[VeeBee3]

YANBU .... however I can thinks of more pleasant ways to christen a new bed!

[Mymblesson]

I don't believe partners should fart in front of each other, shows a total lack of disrespect and the old adage familiarity breeds contempt comes to mind.

Spot on.

[krisskross]

Dutch Oven? whats that????

[ILoveItWhenYouCallMeBoo]

"It is not in the least sexy to fart in bed at all."

are we only to be sexy in bed? cant we just be... ourselves?

[faverolles]

Fabbychic, if DH and I didn't indulge in the odd trump, we would both explode.
Fart gas kills bedbugs, so you would be preventing future infestations.
(I made that bit up btw, but your DH might be the gullible sort)

[Mymblesson]

onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/dutch+oven

[Ingles2]

so how you going to control that when you're asleep eh?

[ILoveItWhenYouCallMeBoo]

dutch oven: one person farts under the sheets then grabs otehr persons head and holds it under the sheets making them breathe in the fart. not pleasant.

[Mymblesson]

In particular:

www.asylum.com/2009/10/20/a-womans-perspective-on-dutch-ovens/

[pascoe28]

Some classy ladies on here...

[Lovetheskinurine]

Pack him in. YANBU.

[imustbemadasaboxoffrogs]

Can I just say only on MN

This sort of talk would not be tolerated on other forums

[Lovetheskinurine]

And can I add, 'parp'

[Mymblesson]

Oh I think GUT would cope ;-)

[QueenLaQueefer]

What about fanny farts?

Are they allowed?

[FabbyChic]

You don't shit with the toilet door open, farting is like toiletting. You go somewhere private to let off.