Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

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FancyFancy Mon 25-Jul-16 19:52:00

Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here wink

FancyFancy Mon 25-Jul-16 19:55:30

share FFS <facepalm>

WickedWenchOfTheNorth Mon 25-Jul-16 19:59:04

wine

FluffylovesAramis Mon 25-Jul-16 20:21:44

Thanks for doing the new thread Fancy. You even managed to include a classic wench fuck-up right at the end. Excellent work 👍
<decorates>

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Mon 25-Jul-16 20:36:32

<Marks place>

<drools at the pretty>

<falls over>

Badders123 Mon 25-Jul-16 20:38:29

Alright?

Badders123 Mon 25-Jul-16 20:51:30

Well
Hello new thread

LetUsPrey Mon 25-Jul-16 20:54:48

Evening wenches.

<parps Anne on previous thread>

My plot discussion extends to "where did those cooking pots come from and then go to" in Knight Takes Queen, and why is Aramis wearing so many clothes, and why does Aramis not speak Spanish more often (although that's more a general request than a plot point).

DH is annoying me. A lot. So I'm going to stare at the pretty pictures, including TB's nice eyes, but mostly at Aramis.

LetUsPrey Mon 25-Jul-16 20:56:43

Oh and I loved Milady's earrings in Saturday's episode and I want them.

<applies cold compress to Helen's head>

Love Athos's side eyes in that picture. Could not more clearly say FFS grin

Badders123 Mon 25-Jul-16 20:59:25

<parps letus>
Well, I'm avoiding my mother ATM 😡😞 so I will join you in the looking at the pretty 😜
I have zero enthusiasm for the rest of the series if I'm honest wenches - sad but there you go.
What SHALL we perve over next!?
<cackles in a slightly unhinged way>
Hahahahaha
You didn't all think you were getting away from me, just because it's the last series, did you?
Ha hahahahaha
Sadly for GofT wenches that's not back til summer next year <wails and rends garments>
Poldark? Didn't watch the first series...
I hear rumours of a BBC les mis series...

MadamedeChevreuse Mon 25-Jul-16 20:59:45

Lovely new thread ty fancy flowers

Badders123 Mon 25-Jul-16 21:00:20

Letus...I have perfected that look smile

LetUsPrey Mon 25-Jul-16 21:05:17

S'about bloody time you put yourself first Badderz.

Perving opportunities? Well, I'm never short of those TBH grin. I've no doubt I shall shortly be developing a keen interest in swimming and gymnastics. Poldark's a definite for me. Right now though tennis player Dustin wants to help me demonstrate his preferred grip wink

LetUsPrey Mon 25-Jul-16 21:06:26

Is it tomorrow you find out about the job Madame? <crosses almost everything>

FluffylovesAramis Mon 25-Jul-16 21:08:49

LetUs your plot discussion is perfectly adequate. Nothing more detailed than that is required. Ever.

MadamedeChevreuse Mon 25-Jul-16 21:19:47

It is letus. flowers for remembering!

Badders123 Mon 25-Jul-16 21:31:06

Good luck Madame X
Letus...is he the tall, lanky one?
I've been watching the GofT finale again as it disappears from now tv today 😞 Woe is me!
Have managed to get my brother watching series 1 - I will get him addicted yet! Mwahahahahaha
Letus...I feel bad, but hey, I mostly always feel bad about something so this week I'm doing what I want and that means not seeing her.
I will hopefully get to see my new nephew tomorrow as they came home today smile
Off to hospital for me tomorrow for this sleep study thingy. Then back weds to take the probe (?) back

Badders123 Mon 25-Jul-16 21:35:21

I do like it when aramis speaks Spanish <goes wobbly>
In fact lets have a fave character "thing"
Aramis - when he speaks Spanish and looks anguished in churches
Dog - running. Fuck me he looks good when he runs
Porthos - laughing and fighting. He looks good doing both
Athos - the sullen leaning™, the snark™, the witty one liners, fighty athos™, sexy corn field athos, "on your knees".....
<excuse me a moment>

MadamedeChevreuse Mon 25-Jul-16 21:44:34

Ooh good call bads.

Aramis when he puts things in his mouth.

<see pic at start of thread for example>

Badders123 Mon 25-Jul-16 21:47:48

No Madame!
You have to do it for all of them!
🙄

LetUsPrey Mon 25-Jul-16 22:10:40

He is indeed Badderz - tall, lanky, dreds, tongue piercing, tattoo <needs a minute>

Excellent idea.

Athos - snark, exasperation
Porthos - agree re the laughing, particularly whilst fighting
Dog - oh my yes with the running. Also Stern Dog.
Aramis - walking, talking, putting things in his mouth, smiling, fighting, being cross, shouting, swaggering, The Stare, kissing, whispering, holding babies, singing to babies, being drunk, smiling, laughing - just off the top of my head

FluffylovesAramis Mon 25-Jul-16 22:11:43

Aramis when he shouts at people....
See pic

LetUsPrey Mon 25-Jul-16 22:12:50

Aramis - being blindfolded, being tied up

FancyFancy Mon 25-Jul-16 22:21:51

Thank you wenches and particularly for fluff for noticing my fuck up in the op deliberate nod to Tav tradition grin

Good luck for tomorrow madame

badders that is an inspired idea grin. Although I'm struggling to top letus's list tbh. here's my effort:

Athos : when being snarky
Porthos : throwing things in fights
Dog : topless
Aramis : whenever he's on screen HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE? Oh if I must - when making a smutty joke when flirting
Trev : Being The Boss

LetUsPrey Mon 25-Jul-16 22:30:27

Ooooo Trev - yy to shouting and also punching people.

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