X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

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Raahh Sun 20-Oct-13 10:25:41

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants. grin

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care later<dramatic>grin

I have replaced wine with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a whilesad

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon Sun 20-Oct-13 10:27:04

Thank you, for your heroic services to the X Factorites [thankyou]

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon Sun 20-Oct-13 10:27:22

thanks

Whoops

Raahh Sun 20-Oct-13 10:27:38

you are welcome

<cough>

grin

Mosschops30 Sun 20-Oct-13 10:31:31

Been lurking, who is Joan?

Raahh Sun 20-Oct-13 10:43:48

Joan is Abi- the fey pixie one who takes all songs and gives them the 'John Lewis advert' treatment. So she has been christened Joan Lewisgrin

SilkySocksSinkShips Sun 20-Oct-13 10:50:51

Aw, don't be mean about Abi, I really like her! Can't believe Kingsland Road were bottom last night, but Rough Copy were better.

My least favourites are Sam and Shelley. Do you reckon Miss Dynamix not performing was staged or genuine? I've never figured it out when something goes wrong last minute whether its true or not.

DowntonTrout Sun 20-Oct-13 10:56:47

I was surprised that Kingsland Road were bottom of the flash vote. I think the flash vote is a stupid idea- I don't get the point.

The blonde over woman must go- surely? Great voice but so cringeworthy.
Joan was very weak on the high notes, the backing track supported her but still very poor. Also thought the boy- not the Scottish one or the one with the hair- ( I don't know names!) was not very good.

Mosschops30 Sun 20-Oct-13 10:59:21

Thanks Raah

youarewinning Sun 20-Oct-13 11:01:15

I do not get how Kingsland Road were bottom shock

I wasn't keen on Abi but she is marketable as she's different.

I love Sam, could watch her all day.

Want Shelly to go home as she gets on my tits grin

DowntonTrout Sun 20-Oct-13 11:01:32

Miss dynamic are doomed for failure.

Oh, Good Lord <grumpily marks place>

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sun 20-Oct-13 12:17:38

Just caught up with the rest of last nights thread shock

DP wanted to catch up on Homeland, there is only so much shiny, happy people he can take <grumpy face>

See you later

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon Sun 20-Oct-13 12:21:54

SillySocks do you not know us but at all? shock

We're mean about everyone. It's equal opportunities slating in these parts. grin

LineRunner Sun 20-Oct-13 13:22:39

This is true. Just when you think it's All Gone Too Far with a particular contestant, something much worse is said about the others.

Marking place for later.

I can honestly say I don't care who stays or goes.

Has it kicked off in the tabloids about Sharon this morning?

youarewinning Sun 20-Oct-13 13:50:14

Why would it kick off about Sharon? Missed thread and obviously missed Something Mrs O did or said too!

Raahh Sun 20-Oct-13 13:56:54

I went back to bed.

Haven't seen anything kick off about Sharon. i think people are scared of Sharon.

I have read the Guardian blog- which is very funny,--not as funny as us-- and says pretty much what we are all saying (without the nn's and swearing). See in particular the description of The Merkins and Joan.

Guardian Live blog

youarewinning Sun 20-Oct-13 14:13:03

I have just cried laughing at that blog grin

Huh. At least a WEEK late on the Nanfucker references and the Kimbo Walsh comparison, Guardian. GOD, call yourselves journalists? GOD.

Hahahahhaaa XF finalists - where are they now?
Funniest bit - they've mixed up two of the photos and nobody has noticed grin

Raahh Sun 20-Oct-13 15:08:35

That is funny.

I bet Matt the Hat throws darts at a Wandies poster on a daily basis.

MortifiedAdams Sun 20-Oct-13 15:10:48

Sue that link is great! Very funny.

Matt the Hat was left off the 'woohoo XF' trailer that had all the success stories on, innit? Poor Matt.

Raah, I read an interview with Lidl Muffins on the SoS where they said that their internet slaggers were prolly fat with hairy armpits, and stinking of BO. Do you think they meant US? <shocked> <sniffs pits>

Raahh Sun 20-Oct-13 15:24:56

shock

grin

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