Masterchef - new thread

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PseudoBadger Fri 12-Apr-13 20:28:42

Get in here Stairs grin

YoniConnect Wed 01-May-13 21:41:13

Larkin's got a condom now!

PseudoBadger Wed 01-May-13 21:41:17

Sorry I keep capitalising your z

alicetrefusis Wed 01-May-13 21:42:03

Dale's going to be late

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:42:32

Salted what?

I don't get the duck thing. What's wrong with cooking duck breast?

PseudoBadger Wed 01-May-13 21:42:37

Larkin's going to be late!

imustbepatient Wed 01-May-13 21:42:53

Love the way John is looking at them through the glass like animals in the zoo.

PoppyWearer Wed 01-May-13 21:43:07

I went and tidied the kitchen for 20 minutes and it doesn't look as if Larkin has improved any in that time.

PseudoBadger Wed 01-May-13 21:43:11

And it's a show kitchen!

YoniConnect Wed 01-May-13 21:43:48

Was that menu "mackerel in COAL oil"?

PseudoBadger Wed 01-May-13 21:43:58

I bet he's never filleted mackerel

alicetrefusis Wed 01-May-13 21:44:04

leaving stroik a loight gov Nat'lee = good!

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:44:52

I know - where is Stairs? Did she give up when the boyfriend got kicked off?

Larkin really is mucking up.

imustbepatient Wed 01-May-13 21:45:31

I can't watch. The man is a muppet. My second bonus point of the night to whoever said the professional chefs were going to have to stand in.

Sunnywithshowers Wed 01-May-13 21:45:36

Kola oil?

Larkin is testing matey's patience. And mine.

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:45:50

Has he never filleted fish before?

Sunnywithshowers Wed 01-May-13 21:46:31

I suspect not. He's missing a lot of the usual skills.

alicetrefusis Wed 01-May-13 21:46:31

Larkin's never cooked anything before

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:47:27

Food arranging again [sigh].

He cooked meringues. He froze lemons. He made mayonnaise. And he sprinkled flowers.

He didn't even cook the fish.

You could do that with a 5 year old hmm

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:48:32

How can they judge him.

It's Simon's recipe, Simon's instructions, Simon's work, the soux-chef's work, Simon's arranging.

Ridiculous.

YoniConnect Wed 01-May-13 21:48:35

But surely the 3 michelin star chefs are critiquing another chef's recipe, so they're not going to completely diss it are they?

YoniConnect Wed 01-May-13 21:49:08

X post Maryz. We are in tune tonight!

Sunnywithshowers Wed 01-May-13 21:49:26

That duck looks minging.

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:49:45

Determined

Maryz Wed 01-May-13 21:50:46

to finish

PseudoBadger Wed 01-May-13 21:51:08

Bye!

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