X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:38:35

Entry is priced at one pun grin

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying <drum roll>...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

MsElleTow Sat 24-Nov-12 19:56:13

new fred no fancy title though I'm afraid!

LadyBeagle Sat 24-Nov-12 19:54:56

OMG I love Bruce, and he's grown up with me and we're a similar age.
Sadly he's still bloody gorgeous, and I've gone downhill.
Has it been cleared as a definite fact that Nanfucker is actually Jane Macdonald?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sat 24-Nov-12 19:50:33

I don't think I can be looking at the same pic Greeny! Wearing a yarmulke? What on his willy? smile

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 19:41:52

YY someone new fred pleaseandthanks

MsElleTow Sat 24-Nov-12 19:34:18

Evening ladies. Will we be having a new thread?

I am not looking forward to Nanfucker moaning about the death threats he has received this week, with his poor little sad face!

GreenyEyes Sat 24-Nov-12 19:26:57

Jessie if you look really really closely...

you can see he's wearing a yarmulke

BOFingSanta Sat 24-Nov-12 18:18:39

I may need to go and examine it again...

jessiegeesusinamanger Sat 24-Nov-12 18:17:01

I've only ever seen one WITH a hat on but I can't detect Brucie's hatless state from this smile

jessiegeesusinamanger Sat 24-Nov-12 18:15:09

Greenyeyes says she can see his religion. Which is Jewish. Which means he's circumcised but I don't know how'd you tell with it in his trousers?!

BOFingSanta Sat 24-Nov-12 18:13:21

I'm not sure, tbh. I don't think I've ever seen one without a hat on.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sat 24-Nov-12 18:12:40

willy not will

jessiegeesusinamanger Sat 24-Nov-12 18:12:07

Ooooh BOF Thank you! I didn't notice there'd been any more replies on the perfume thread. Wow. I've just gone to look and have sent off for the discovery set. That City Oud sounds gorgeous. But how can you tell Brucie's will has been circumcised. That's what I don't understand?

BOFingSanta Sat 24-Nov-12 18:01:44

Did you see the perfume I linked on your thread the other day, btw? I've got a sample, tis very nice.

BOFingSanta Sat 24-Nov-12 18:00:39

You don't exactly need the Hubble telescope, Jessie grin

jessiegeesusinamanger Sat 24-Nov-12 17:57:48

I don't get how you know so much about Bruce's willy from that pic? Am I very naiive?

GreenyEyes Sat 24-Nov-12 14:25:54

gringrin @ requiem mass

That sums her style up nicely

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 24-Nov-12 14:22:59

I've never seen the appeal of The Boss before.

Now, however...grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 24-Nov-12 14:22:00

We're being nice to Mickey B?shock.
grin

I suppose we've got enough going on with our collective loathing of Nanfucker/Dullisa JiveBunny and Chowmein. grin

GreenyEyes Sat 24-Nov-12 14:20:06

That's it, he has to be charming to engage with potential victims is all.

And lol @ me not twigging it was Bruce Springsteen grin. I just thought Bof had found a nice pic for us all to share

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 24-Nov-12 14:19:06

ggrrrr- I really need to sort out my space bar...

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 24-Nov-12 14:18:25

yep- Motown and Abba are perfect for Chowmein and JiveBunny. Can you imagine Ella doing'Mamma Mia'- like a requiemmass?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 13:35:18

I watched GN on the iplayer. Bubbles was LOVELY <spits>. All a front, to lure you to the basement?
And not as good looking as I remember. Which oddly makes him nicer. Fucksakes, we'll have to hate someone else.

I also now get the relevance of the Broooooooce pic. Not that I was questioning a cock pic on the XF fred, they're always welcome, non?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 12:35:50

I dunno. I really hate Dullisa.

NanFucker Sat 24-Nov-12 12:32:30

hard one, who to hate more Jan Moir or Dullisa? It's got to be Moir surely.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 12:31:15

Something in the Fail Sidebar of Shame - Jan Moir calling Dullisa a chav who lives her life on Twatter. I haven't seen anything else.

OH, I did - Nanfucker saying that he was poor because of loans he'd taken out previously and not being paid to go on XF. His Nan was concerned.

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