X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

(569 Posts)
SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:38:35

Entry is priced at one pun grin

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying <drum roll>...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:51:33

Mme- they were c-rap.

And Pint size Kylie make me feel old. And short. She is 5 inches TALLER than me.--I am several feet wider--

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 19:53:13

How tall are you Raah?

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 19:53:14

Evening ladies. Hoping for Nanfucker to go obviously but fear someone who can vaguely sing might go. Actually not sure I care.... Only watching for this thread.

<Have got a cup of tea and a packet of marshmallows though. DH has hidden Xmas chocolates from me. Bastard knows me too well....>

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:53:49

I Wanna Help You Up (from your chair)

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:55:36

Actually, i'm 4ft 8 - Kylie is 5ft-ish. Maybe i'm not as short as i thought!grin

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:58:48

Please God, let it be Nanfucker's turn to fuck off tonight.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:59:00

Ooh- here we go!

chocolateshoes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:01:22

shame there couldn't be a double eviction

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:01:31

I like Olly Musblush

am meh about Alicia Keys.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:01:38

LIVE!--in places--

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:02:53

Now the question is how drunk will shitsinger be tonight?

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:02:57

DS2 has asked for an Olly Murs CD for Christmas, I thought he was taking the piss, but he was being serious!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:14

Hi All. Missed last night's show. Checking in for results in hope Nan-fucker is given the push.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:33

Is Shitsinger in a rubber dress?
OK then.

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:36

Seemingly quite pissed....

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:47

I'd love to know what Shitsinger takes before she comes out!

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:51

Just chatting to a blogger on the other thread. She said something nasty about Wandies and was threatened by Sony. Have invited her and others over to chat.

ssd Sun 18-Nov-12 20:04:19

how on earth did nan get that nickname?

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:04:33

God i hope Alicia Keys doesn't do her Fire extinguisher song .. Zzzzzzzzzz

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:12

This Tulisa's song isn't it? Rubbish.

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:12

Oh so they did have to change the song!!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:13

Maybe it will be a country number for Nanfucker - 'When me Nan comes around'?

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:20

Mme I've made it over smile

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:32

New Fred
I can't make my mind up aboot Ryan ..

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:52

They had to find another song for the group bit because Chowmein refused to sing a Katie Perry song about drinking.

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