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Have the following conversation:
"You were very noisy last night, it's a bit much to be honest. The last time I heard noises like that was when I was watching 'When Harry met Sally'. Of course, she was faking it. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think. You don't suppose? Oh, sorry. Please don't take that the wrong way, I didn't mean to suggest that either of you are faking it".

Leave them to think about it.

can't believe the gall of her tbh

is it just me or does it smack of disrespect

I mean the girlfriend being disrespectful

I think they both are.

Agree with JustHecate "pack that in. you sounds ridiculous". Even better get DH to do it for you. will embarass her more.

Next time they're at it run up the stairs shouting OMG are you ok? And throw open the door shouting 'what's wrong? What's wrong?' and claim you thought something terrible had happened.

But I like the you sound ridiculous idea too!

I suppose if you wanted to scar them for life you could gather outside the room, (got any foldaway seats) and treat them to a round of applause when they're done.

Imagine their faces when they open the bedroom door

(I'm kidding)

Get your husband to shout
"Go on, my son" outside the door at the vital moment.

I suppose nobody in the family is crafty enough to fashion a small one of these to present her with.

I would be having harsh words with both of them. How disrespectful!

I don't know whether to be suspicious, disgusted or amused!

I do like the parental sex noises idea though.

Lol

I recall When I was a teen staying at my bfs, his mum sent her husband to check on the dog as thought it was terribly unwell His stepdad informed me of this the following day and said he'd not let on what it actually way. I was mortified and so embarrassed

Just keep a bucket of water handy...

To be honest I would tell them to show some respect or she doesn't come round/go in his bedroom. I doubt her parents would put up with it. I think it's incredibly rude.

I just reminded DP about the time his little sis (then aged 17) did a 'Sally' and woke us up. He is pretending he doesn't remember ...and is now refusing to discuss it

Katie Middleton I love your comment. My DS is 14 - and I hope he never brings any girsl back here.. But if he does.. ha ha ha

am I the only one who is thinking good for them?


at least they are enjoying themselves

This is dreadful. Completely disrespectful to everyone else in the house. I wouldn't allow him to have her over tbh if they can't button it. Perhaps you should feign concern at whatever medical problem she clearly has and suggest you discuss it with her mother.

They think they're being clever, embarrassing everyone else with their exuberant sex life. Actually they're just being crass.

baskingseals- No you're not the only one!

In about 10 years the girlfriend will look back and cringe

Are you totally sure they were having sex? Could it possibly have been a play fight and she was being seriously tickled??....

I'm blushing for all involved, I'd have quiet motherly word with her along the lines of 'I don't mind you having sex but would you mind keeping it down a bit' , she'll be more embarrassed than you.

Seriously when she emerges , say in front of them both that you can her her faking orgasm , do they need tips on having a real one ? Act all concerned and helpful.
Then post back and let us know.

Or bang on the door and shout " Stop faking , hes never going to learn how to do it right otherwise"

How about playing that scene from When Harry met Sally really loudly at the same time that they are getting going?

That ought to slow them down a bit <evil >