Just caught DH on hedgehog camera. Please help.

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Name changer. Please don?t shout troll and please don?t use this face because I?m devastated and shocked & sickend and I have no idea what to do.

My husband is in our shed. I have just watched him do something to himself with sandpaper. I set up a camera down in the shed today which is from a hedgehog home surveillance thing I?ve been given as a present. I took the camera out of the hedgehog box and have left it on the work bench. I was testing it out (wireless) with our telly eralier. I was just flicking through the channels when the hedgehog camera channel came up and that?s how I saw DH and what he was doing.

We?ve been through a bad time just recently and I know we have a long way to go before things are ok again but I don?t think I can forgive this. I want to be sick. How will I talk to him? What will I say when he comes in? I cant sleep with him tonight. Please help.

watched him do something to himself with sandpaper?

how very resourceful!

ouch

3/10

would have been 5/10 if you said he was doing something with the hedgehog.

what lilyloo said

Right now I'm doing that gaping thing fish do when they're taken out of water.

How funny on the day that someone asked who the funniest troll on mn is!

maybe he took your request for a bit of rough too literally.

Watch out if he mentions he likes 'smooth fanjos'

Why did you leave the camera on the worktop? Do you suspect the hedgehogs are doing woodwork? Perhaps a little whittling?

Oh sorry, not supposed to be using that face. What exactly was he doing with the sandpaper? If a bit of diy, please don't fret. My dh is currently upstairs grouting the bathroom.

So are you upset that he was sanding his wood in the shed?

Surely there'd be shaving issues if he were to do it in the house?

So, what was he doing with the sandpaper?

'What will I say when he comes in? '

ummm-'hows your willy?'

please don't do this. please don't do this thing where nobody helps. isee this so many times on here. i know it sounds stupid. i remember the mn classics. please don't think this tonight. what am i going to say to him?

Fruitshoots

At least it wasn't shiny metal kitchen implements

Maybe you could give him some soothing balm and at him to let him know you know?

I wouldn't say anything just give him some sudocrem for the chaffing maybe!

we need to know EXACTLY what you saw

can you host the vid on youtube?

Ask him if he enjoyed sanding his woody?

and what grade sandpaper are we talking about?

is he having a rough time at the moment?

ask him if he'd like you to apply the undercoat now