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Can we have a thread about ways in which your partner initiates sexual intercourse?

(353 Posts)
FrannyandZooey Wed 30-Jan-08 20:35:35

Do they use certain words or phrases? Or is it more of an action thing?

and is it just mine who tries to think up comedy ones? hmm

emkana Wed 30-Jan-08 20:36:09

we need examples wink

DrNortherner Wed 30-Jan-08 20:38:25

Can we have sex tonight?

Pretends to rut me from behind whilst taking washing out of machine/making bed etc

Wear are your suspendres/sexy undies etc? I'd like to see them

You seem a bit tense - you need a good shag, that'll sort it

Romantic ny dh isn't he? hmm

FrannyandZooey Wed 30-Jan-08 20:38:28

well from the crush going ker-poof thread, a lot of people said their partners said "let's make love" or something

how do you ask each other for sex?

FrannyandZooey Wed 30-Jan-08 20:38:46

oh emkana I get it now derrrr

DrNortherner Wed 30-Jan-08 20:38:50

Where not wear blush

FrannyandZooey Wed 30-Jan-08 20:39:55

DrN re: the rutting thing

is he actually initiating sex or just being annoying? Does he actually think you are going to be overcome with passion by this? (oh what do I know, perhaps you are)

Going to bed before me. Then when I go upstairs, the bedside light has been left on. Always signals His Intentions.

ZippiBabes Wed 30-Jan-08 20:41:05

doh....can i make up an answer

i will fondly lick your hand if you say yes babe

He peers dowwn the back of my jeans to see what knickers I'm wearing and then states "I'm gonna HAVE you tonight..."

He's such a charmer... hmm

DrNortherner Wed 30-Jan-08 20:42:34

PMSL at being overcome with passion at the rutting thing grin

He's just letting me know he fancies a bit. He's deffo not a roses and satin sheet type of guy.

Sometimes he'll have a shower and de fuzz his bits then come and present himself to me....
God he'd kill me if he knew I was saying this on here.

God love him smile

MinkVelvet Wed 30-Jan-08 20:44:01

defuzz his bits??

<<<<<what>>>>>??????

lol

Scootergrrrl Wed 30-Jan-08 20:44:34

Mine does that thing too - he calls it "jack-russelling" hmm like an over-eager dog, I suppose. I've almost managed to convince him that it reduces his chances to less than zero. I'm glad he's not the only one though.

fullmoonfiend Wed 30-Jan-08 20:45:27

oh jeezuz. Sometimes I think it's a mircale we ever concieved given the mixed messages me and dh give each other....I favour mind-reading and then get pissed off when I realise he is not psychic, he favours comedy and gets pissed off when I laugh!

FrannyandZooey Wed 30-Jan-08 20:45:46

I like the subtlety of the bedside light left on

zippi you hussy! get back on your wanking thread

ZippiBabes Wed 30-Jan-08 20:46:25

on my own..how ironic pmsl

stuffitall Wed 30-Jan-08 20:46:29

he twitches his legs
i'm not joking

Yes, sometimes it's tempting to creep quietly back downstairs ... !

nannyjo Wed 30-Jan-08 20:47:31

I get "do ya want me to flick ya prawn tonight?"

now you need never wonder why our sex life is so crap (not that you were wondering)

DrNortherner Wed 30-Jan-08 20:48:00

BecauseI'mworthit - does that mean you only do it in bed?

DrNortherner Wed 30-Jan-08 20:48:31

PMSL at do ya want me to flick ya prawn tonight?

Classic

lazarou Wed 30-Jan-08 20:48:42

He says 'why don't you sit on my face'

grin

fullmoonfiend Wed 30-Jan-08 20:48:50

oh now, let's not get judgey about locations wink

justjules Wed 30-Jan-08 20:48:53

"jack-russelling"

brilliant grin

emkana Wed 30-Jan-08 20:48:55

It's a great relief to see that the emkana household isn't the only one in which champagne and roses don't really feature as a seduction technique.

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