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Do they use certain words or phrases? Or is it more of an action thing?

and is it just mine who tries to think up comedy ones?

we need examples

Can we have sex tonight?

Pretends to rut me from behind whilst taking washing out of machine/making bed etc

Wear are your suspendres/sexy undies etc? I'd like to see them

You seem a bit tense - you need a good shag, that'll sort it

Romantic ny dh isn't he?

well from the crush going ker-poof thread, a lot of people said their partners said "let's make love" or something

how do you ask each other for sex?

oh emkana I get it now derrrr

Where not wear

DrN re: the rutting thing

is he actually initiating sex or just being annoying? Does he actually think you are going to be overcome with passion by this? (oh what do I know, perhaps you are)

Going to bed before me. Then when I go upstairs, the bedside light has been left on. Always signals His Intentions.

doh....can i make up an answer

i will fondly lick your hand if you say yes babe

He peers dowwn the back of my jeans to see what knickers I'm wearing and then states "I'm gonna HAVE you tonight..."

He's such a charmer...

PMSL at being overcome with passion at the rutting thing

He's just letting me know he fancies a bit. He's deffo not a roses and satin sheet type of guy.

Sometimes he'll have a shower and de fuzz his bits then come and present himself to me....
God he'd kill me if he knew I was saying this on here.

God love him

defuzz his bits??

<<<<<what>>>>>??????

lol

Mine does that thing too - he calls it "jack-russelling" like an over-eager dog, I suppose. I've almost managed to convince him that it reduces his chances to less than zero. I'm glad he's not the only one though.

oh jeezuz. Sometimes I think it's a mircale we ever concieved given the mixed messages me and dh give each other....I favour mind-reading and then get pissed off when I realise he is not psychic, he favours comedy and gets pissed off when I laugh!

I like the subtlety of the bedside light left on

zippi you hussy! get back on your wanking thread

on my own..how ironic pmsl

he twitches his legs
i'm not joking

Yes, sometimes it's tempting to creep quietly back downstairs ... !

I get "do ya want me to flick ya prawn tonight?"

now you need never wonder why our sex life is so crap (not that you were wondering)

BecauseI'mworthit - does that mean you only do it in bed?

PMSL at do ya want me to flick ya prawn tonight?

Classic

He says 'why don't you sit on my face'

oh now, let's not get judgey about locations

"jack-russelling"

brilliant

It's a great relief to see that the emkana household isn't the only one in which champagne and roses don't really feature as a seduction technique.