Bacon sarnies in suspenders, jacket strokers, coffee with a small 'c' and LOTS of Coffee with a capital 'C' it's dating thread 32

[lulubellaboozle]

Thought I take the liberty of starting us off again ...

[ike1]

Oh good- thought I was gonna have to walk the line with a title ...and would have forgotten the all important bacon sarnies and sussies bit...

[Scattylatte]

Ha. Brilliant. Well done.

[ike1]

Re Juliette and the train situation-absolutely agree what is he like? In some ways it'll be a lesson learned if he does show up and you are not there to make firmer arrangements with his next date-flaky indeed.Gavel.

[SevenSnapespearesSwimming]

Placemark.

Having an afternoon watching DW & having a good nosey on OKC. I'm a repulsive old mrs Robertson type, I'm not finding anyone in my age group even remotely attractive.

[ike1]

Oh dear just had a look at the the Rogues Gallery of those 'Most Attracted' to me on POF -(only available to fairer gender guys incase you were wondering) noooooh I am so depressed...it makes Mr Anarcho-Punk (who reckoned he had OCD, ADHD and Tourette's) and my jacket strokin' ex seem appealling

[ike1]

Well snap Snape it seems..

[Scattylatte]

ike snape. I know. I get the same feeling. I look at them and my heart just sinks. I was messaging a reasonable one on pof but he has now been deleted. I've get to get dressed today. I'm watching nonsense. Sometimes I wonder if I'm just to picky.

[ike1]

Oh well now Scatty let's face it ...I dont think I am particularly picky but there has to be some sort of line drawn eh?

[JulietteMontague]

Scatty your fish is now on my profile. I thought we could pass it around when needed
Ike

Whoever asked about the jacket strokers, I thinkIke called it right on the last thread. It's look at me, now I command you to touch me so you can see how wonderful I really am.

[ike1]

Yeah literal ego stroking..

[ike1]

Talking of which, on our first date my ex spent almost the entire time stroking himself along his torso...I kid you not !!!!( Ike laughs out loud at the memory) oh the nut clusters I have had the joy to know ....

[BillMasen]

I hope all of us who have had Coffee recently are not now jinxed.......

[mercury7]

I'm not finding anyone in my age group even remotely attractive
same here, but I recon thats because men purporting to be my age are actually 8-10 years older!

[ike1]

Well Merc you may well have hit the nail on the bloody head there...

[ike1]

Oh Bill stop stealth boasting will you..........

[lulubellaboozle]

Oh no Bill don't say that! it was a generic reference rather than to anyone in particular - surely that should protect us?

[48howdidthathappen]

Catching up.

I had my night out and ended up with unexpected Coffee by the pot I am a Tart.
Gonna call this one Mr Rock n Roll.
My night out was a bit of a mish mash. Promised my sister I would go to a Rock and Roll night (my idea of hell) with her, then meet up with my mates for the rest of the night.
Got slightly hammered at the R&R to make it bearable. They then had a bit where you can dance non R&R. I love to dance, so went for it. This is where MR R&R stepped up to the plate. Fantastic dancer...almost as good as Coffee.
My daughter was away, so skipped meet up with mates, and brought MR R&R back for coffee. Turns out we were at school together, in adjacent classes no less, just never crossed paths. Loads to chat and laugh about, was very natural. He is quite quirky. I like quirky.

Eventually got onto Coffee, the best Coffee yet. Got up late afternoon

He has taken my number. If it happens. It happens. If not for some reason I know it won't leave a bad taste. I just find RL so more honest.

Banta Hope things have improved for you.

[mercury7]

I think we'll be ok if we protect ourselves by coming up with a new euphemism for shagging in this thread

Re the age adjustments, I'm sure women do it just as much as men do?

[Scattylatte]

48. Way to go!!!!
    Random Coffee is often the best.
    ike did you go out with torso rubber for long?
    I've joined lovestruck. No messages yet and I believe it's not free
    spoon any developments?

[ike1]

Yeah Scatty 2 sodding years....give me strength!!!! he he

[VelvetSpoon]

Scatty no news as yet. Cuthbert text me that he wasn't feeling great yesterday, nothing since then. But I know he wants to see me again, and am sure it will happen at some point. I'd just prefer that to be sooner rather than later of course!

[Poppysquad]

Oh my word 48 Random coffee with a 'C'. Just jealous.

[BillMasen]

ike. Let me off just this once . It's been a while!

[Yogagirl17]

Hello all, I found you! Juliette love the fish!

Well I had a fab day in town - xmas market, yum food & German "festive" beer and...oh my, hand made ricotta cream filled cannelloni!!! If I had one of those every day I don't think I'd care if I never had Coffee again.

However, never fear, I have found the solution to all our problems! A true prince in only 72 hours: Prince

[DeanMartinx]

I emailed Widow on Friday afternoon.
Have not had any response.
A bit deflated - not sure how to read it.

I've just looked at what I wrote - quite happy with it.
When we were knocking around for those five days in Italy, she constantly kept at me to try my hand at writing - I had confessed to an unfulfilled ambition to write a particular biography.

So, I put a fair bit of effort into the email. Tried to make it humorous, newsey and self-deprecating. Aim was to put a smile on her face. No hugs, no kisses, no over-familiarity.

I suppose I feel that just because I am not waiting for a response from some random OD person, that I should have had a response by now.

Bloody women! (that's a joke, ok!)