Do you dunk your penis?

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SaraCrewe Tue 08-Oct-13 09:16:47

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Happydays12345 Tue 08-Oct-13 09:34:01

I'm not sure they will Op. grin

This is one of the funniest things I've heard.

We just use tissues then go to the toilet.

There's no way we could do penis dunking, the cat would drink the water!

Shortbutsosweet Tue 08-Oct-13 09:34:11

Lol happy days that's what I thought!

rainbowfeet Tue 08-Oct-13 09:35:19

Ha ha shock

Omg... Hardly a romantic setting!!

"Knob bucket" my phrase of the day though!blush

BigW Tue 08-Oct-13 09:35:57

OMG a penis beaker. I have officially heard it all.

Happydays12345 Tue 08-Oct-13 09:36:10

Oh and we have a sex towel too which is better than tissues but is usually in the wash when we need it.

HootShoot Tue 08-Oct-13 09:36:15

No dunking beaker in our house, we must be scummers. I'm fascinated to know how you discivered this wasn't the done thing? Have you been discussing this in real life Sara?

Fairylea Tue 08-Oct-13 09:36:31

<considers new job manufacturing penis beakers>

MamaChubbyLegs Tue 08-Oct-13 09:36:55

My DP often just ambles in and flops his knob in the sink WHILE I am doing my sex wee shock

ICameOnTheJitney Tue 08-Oct-13 09:37:03

EEEEWWW. What do you do with the penis water in the morning!? Gross!

Knob solution sat there all night!

SaraCrewe Tue 08-Oct-13 09:37:33

I really thought if I was going to find anyone who agreed with me it would be on mumsnet. Sigh.

NoMoreMadCatLady Tue 08-Oct-13 09:38:10

Dunking aside is everyone having a 'post sex clean-up', is there anyone who just waits until say, the morning?

Dunking is very strange. What do you do with the sullied beaker?

I'd worry one of my DC would drink from it, the dog bowl was never off limits so I doubt the willy cup would be.

MamaChubbyLegs Tue 08-Oct-13 09:38:20

HappyDays' cat drinking willy water is officially the funniest thing I've heard today grin

TobyLerone Tue 08-Oct-13 09:39:41

Penis dunking?! confused

Surely that's what baby wipes are for?

VendorZilla Tue 08-Oct-13 09:39:50

Oh no! I'm about to market the house and having read this thread I now have to steam clean my armchair!

Do you sprinkle your mattress with bicarb to absorb the smells, too?

Still18atheart Tue 08-Oct-13 09:40:04

This must be an idea which could go on to dragon's den

LadyGoodman Tue 08-Oct-13 09:40:13

grin what a thought

Feel a bit squeamish now

Op that is weird!!

BigW Tue 08-Oct-13 09:41:18

Does your OH say things like 'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?

Fairylea Tue 08-Oct-13 09:41:36

I don't always clean up. Sometimes I'm too tried and just roll over and go to sleep! I have a shower every morning and change sheets regularly so I'm sure that's ok isn't it? It's just sex juices.. I'm not going to die from being a bit sticky.

phantomhairpuller Tue 08-Oct-13 09:42:25

FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!

gringringringrin

thenightsky Tue 08-Oct-13 09:42:32

My DP often just ambles in and flops his knob in the sink WHILE I am doing my sex wee

Yeah. same here.

RevelsRoulette Tue 08-Oct-13 09:42:39

On reflection, I think the beaker is less odd than telling your mates about it.

Your partner will now and forever more be Dennis - that bloke who shoves his cock in a cup after sex.

Next time he goes down the pub and his mates all cover their pint glasses with beer mats, you'll know why.

SpiritOfTheBuskersCat Tue 08-Oct-13 09:45:24

This is hilarious! grin

Happydays12345 Tue 08-Oct-13 09:45:26

This thread is so funny, I'm supposed to be working but I'm just refreshing instead.

How often you change the water?

KirstyJC Tue 08-Oct-13 09:45:29

What's wrong with keeping a spare loo roll on the floor by the bed? He can then use that to clean up whilst you are having a wee.

My goodness, MN is a revelation sometimes.

<Might have to buy that penis mug though.....>

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