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Can you find me some sandals to go with this toga?

AIBU to think that my slaves don't need a day off?

Who is your favourite person in the Forum?

What else?

InTheNameofTheWeeMan Sun 26-Aug-12 22:04:12

Anyone fancy fiddling? It's an entertainng past time.

ArtexMonkey Sun 26-Aug-12 22:07:53

A woman cut me up out in the chariot park earlier. She didn't even have children with her. Aibu to have my slave carve 'Incultis' on to her chariot?

amistillsexy Sun 26-Aug-12 22:08:55

AIBU to park my chariot in the disabled bays if all the P&C ones have gone?

My DH spends all his spare time at the Colosseum. He cavorts with dancing slave girls. Should I leave the bastard?

Any quick and easy recipes for using up a glut of garum?

My hypocaust has broken <first world problem>

grin

Gigondas Sun 26-Aug-12 22:10:08

Anyone got any good fish sauce recipes?

Anyone else finding they are much more interested in dh since reading ars amatoria?

LadySybildeChocolate Sun 26-Aug-12 22:10:21

Longissima dies suus est hic adero voluerint speculum vini.

AIBU to drink my wine unwatered? The slaves are revolting (bloody Spartacus) and I don't know how to put the children to bed.

woahwoah Sun 26-Aug-12 22:11:29

Which level reading scroll is your child on?

I'm pregnant but not sure who the father is. He said his name was Spartacus though .....

ArtexMonkey Sun 26-Aug-12 22:12:08

Help, i only have two denarii to feed a family of six until the
ides of March. Does anyone know where i can get the cheapest dormice?

LemonMousse Sun 26-Aug-12 22:12:20

Anyone got a good recipe for Naice Baked Dormice?

SheelaNeGig Sun 26-Aug-12 22:12:37

What's for dinner?

Wolves nipple chips or pickled dormice?

AIBU to worry that the quality of latin is declining?

Shakey1500 Sun 26-Aug-12 22:12:50

Which side are you on Roman? The People's Republic of Judea? The Judean People's Republic?

<don't flame me I know they're probably misquoted grin )

Its the Friday Night Orgy Thread!

caramelwaffle Sun 26-Aug-12 22:14:12

Colosseum?! Colosseum?! It's worse than trying to get tickets for the Olympics!

ArtexMonkey Sun 26-Aug-12 22:14:26

Has anyone put their underfloor heating on yet?

SheelaNeGig Sun 26-Aug-12 22:15:34

AIBU to want to move away from the smouldering volcano? DH thinks it is perfectly safe as its been doing that hissing and grumbling foverver but i have a feeling of foreboding.

People are predicting that the world will end in 79. Something about a volcano?!
WIBU to pack a bag to carry on my slaves back, filled with supplies for emergencies?
What do you suggest I include?

Tee2072 Sun 26-Aug-12 22:16:10

I live right near Pompeii and there seems to be so much ash lately.

Top tips for cleaning it up?

Is this baby name plebby?

Tee2072 Sun 26-Aug-12 22:16:57

Man, III crossposts!!

I found a secret mosaic in my spouse's latrina the other day - it depicts him in a compromising position with a young concubine (and several dolphins).

Should I leave the Spurius?

SheelaNeGig Sun 26-Aug-12 22:17:37

MN meetup?

I suggest in the forum.

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