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juneybean · 03/05/2015 18:01
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nightandthelight ·
03/05/2015 18:13
Sorry nomio am going to do the really annoying thing of seeing an empty bus and sitting in the seat next to you! Oh am also a smelly, drunk person who insists on making unintelligible conversation with you
juneybean ·
03/05/2015 18:19
I know, it's terrible really because I'm actually really intolerant
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spinningirl10 ·
03/05/2015 18:53
Hello
Just saving a seat, I'll sit on the back row, got a feeling I could be here a while yet!
Woolly84 ·
03/05/2015 19:30
Thanks for the new bus juney!
Marking place and happy to sit next to whoever will have me
wotsits1 ·
03/05/2015 20:28
I was hoping that too nomio. Hope she's OK.
Dojo of course! I have a cadburys caramel easter egg too that I'm more than willing to share!
spinningirl10 ·
03/05/2015 21:14
Babs, of course you can hang around
Rainy, yes come and sit with me. We shall find a way to get our bfp's very soon
Juney, hope the dates going well.
purdiepie ·
03/05/2015 21:54
PURPLE.FLIPPING.KOALA! I am over the moon for you! What a thrill! I'm so excited by the fact that a) you are old, like me (yes, yes, I know you're not that old) and b) you used AI! Frankly I am astonished that self-insemination works this well - that's you, Ninjabeer and Sparkly who have succeeded with this method - it gives me so much hope. Please will you come back and tell us what your DH's SA results are? Thank you 
Oh, and p.s...I got pregnant naturally the first time aged 40 using your 'intercourse' pattern
Wotsits, whatever you do, don't apologise to your friend for being pregnant. You have nothing to apologise for, least of all her infertility.Tell her before anyone else gets chance to and put it in a letter; I promise she will find that easier to deal with than face-to-face. Please don't text or email - it's lazy and craven. You mustn't feel bad because of her circumstances; it's the nature of fertility that some take forever and face horrid obstacles and others are instadiffers. Just tell her you wanted to be as tactful as you could because you are sensitive to their situation and that you care so much about her.
I've been baby-bombed by a 44 year old 
She was my very best friend growing up but we became estranged when I fell in love at 18. She went on to have a baby at 23 and here she is now, on facebook, parading her premature baby daughter (Nell, beautiful name). How the hell did she do it? How? She smokes cannabis all evening every evening and has done since her early twenties. She never exercises. She eats erratically and badly. But guess what...? Her lover is 21 
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purdiepie ·
03/05/2015 22:01
I wonder if I smelt bad when I was a drunk? I probably did because I was always too terrified to get into the shower in case I passed out (which happened a lot) and I drowned or summat. It was a very real fear actually. I know for sure I talked in ceaseless existential riddles
I wish DH would stop pausing the American forensic murder documentary series he is drooling ploughing through and telling me precisely how that blood spatter 'there, by the severed head, can you see it? Streaking up behind that yukka (it's not a yukka, it's a fern, stupid man)' means the poor sod died slightly slower than the previous chap who 'probably only took two seconds to die'. Shut up! I'm mumsnetting! 
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