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Break the bed, marvel at the ghost sperm, ignore the fuss about avatar pandas and whatever you do - don't eat the jizz! It's Just Shagging Part 28

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Leela5 · 08/09/2014 16:40

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 27 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging, shaggers!
OP posts:
Leela5 · 08/09/2014 16:45

Shiny new Fred! Let's make it a lucky one viroids, best if luck to all!

Name: La, Leela
Age: 33
TTC since July 2014
DCs: brand new upduffed with a poppy seed apparently (thanks helpful app)
Plus 3 furry ones- 2 cats and a horse

Roll call peeps!

OP posts:
Leela5 · 08/09/2014 16:46

I just lied accidentally! I'm 34 not 33!

OP posts:
Leela5 · 08/09/2014 16:46

Oh bugger and ttc since 2013 I'm just going to start again!

OP posts:
Leela5 · 08/09/2014 16:48

What a nob I am. Here are my actual stats!

Shiny new Fred! Let's make it a lucky one viroids, best of luck to all!

Name: La, Leela
Age: 34
TTC since July 2013
DCs: brand new upduffed with a poppy seed apparently (thanks helpful app)
Plus 3 furry ones- 2 cats and a horse

Roll call peeps!

OP posts:
KatoPotato · 08/09/2014 17:11

Nailed it La!

Name: Kato
Age: 33 (for 3 more weeks)
TTC since April 2014
DCs: 1 DS (4) and now a poppy seed too! (was that the Ovia app La?) thanks to covert fertility lube and B6!

This thread is officially going to be even luckier for everyone!!

ChatEnOeuf · 08/09/2014 17:53

Woo! Bed-breakingly fantastic new Fred Grin

Name: Chat
Age 32 (for another week)
TTC: all this year (mc March and Aug)
DCs: DD, just 3
Les animaux: One stressy tabby, two fish and a snail

Good luck viroids!

cookielove · 08/09/2014 18:03

Long time lurker

Name: cookielove
Age: 32
Ttc: Jan 2013, mmc in Sept 2013, Jan 2014 pregnant again, baby was due 23rd of Sept.
Dc: Baby made a suprise early entrance in August he is now 3 weeks 5 days Shock

And I adore him Grin

Sending lots of baby dust to you all!

lildottie · 08/09/2014 18:15

Name: Lil
Age: 29
TTC since: September 12 (oh great we've hit the 2 year mark)
DCs: none, Nada, niente, zero, capiche!

Currently waiting to find out when we cab start icsi.

Feeling totally shit today so apologies for being the thread downer. Dint really know why, just fed up i guess. A luckier thread wont help me....luck of zero times anything is still zero luck :( I'm off to pull out the pity pool. And I can't even gorge on chocolate because I'm dieting.

ZylaB · 08/09/2014 18:20

Lurking...

Name: ZylaB
Age: 36 (eek!)
TTC: since Sept 2013, currently upduffed with a little girl due 6th march
DCs: the bump is number one, also have 3 very cute kitty cats :)

Leela5 · 08/09/2014 18:22

lil :( I feel rotten for you and wish there was something I could do. You have your appointment now so something to focus on. Sending a hug and you are not being a downer you are entitled to feel crap and we are here to support and hopefully occasionally make you laugh a bit.

Xx

OP posts:
mountaingirl01 · 08/09/2014 19:05

New thread, new name.

I was patientlywaitingformymiracle but I waited patiently for long enough and getting pretty sick of waiting...

Age: 27 for a little longer..
TTC: Since March 13 Sad
DCs: Just the nutty (and brutal) bengal kitten

Know how you feel today lil. Not in a good mood after another BFN (although don't know why I'm still testing, it's CD 144 and if I were upduffed I would be 16 weeks by now unless in some miracle I am actually icing but the witch isn't visiting (remind me when your appointment is?)

The radio told me about Kate this afternoon and I shouted 'well of course she bleepppp is' before realising that the car window was open.. oops Blush

jellypi3 · 08/09/2014 19:14

Fab title La, loving it! :D

Name: Jelly
Age: 24
TTC: Started last Friday 29th August! Hooyah!
DC's: Only the 4 legged variety: 2 beasts kittens, 3 guinea pigs, and a fish tank (so not all 4 legged but they have fins!)

Fx for lucky Fred everyone :) After the last one it's got a bit quiet...

jellypi3 · 08/09/2014 19:16

Mountain, I know what you mean about Kate, I shouted a few expletives this afternoon after finding out!

honeysucklejasmine · 08/09/2014 19:30

Hurrah, new thread!

Name: Honey
Age: 28
TTC: August 2014, mc in September 14
DCs: none except monster kittens, Thrace and Roslin.

Don't feel too jealous of Kate, she's vomming every few mins by all accounts. totally worth it But yes. "Woman is pregnant" is a front page worthy headline apparently!

mountaingirl01 · 08/09/2014 19:38

despite the sheer Envy I do feel for her slightly she should be left alone with her hyperemesis, she isn't even 12 weeks and having to tell the world. Also, was v.amused to hear on the radio

'the baby will be fourth in line to the throne ((just in case we couldn't work this out for ourselves)) and will occupy the place previously held by Prince Harry; who's mother Princess Diana would refer to as the back up' !! Nice for Harry to know that!!

gaggiagirl · 08/09/2014 19:56

Name: gaggia
Age: 32
TTC: since July 2014
DC: DD aged 3

for the first time in forever I have pant snot and a positive on my shameful contraband but I'm due AF on Friday. Now that's a short LP!

Love the new thread title La

gaggiagirl · 08/09/2014 19:56

Name: gaggia
Age: 32
TTC: since July 2014
DC: DD aged 3

for the first time in forever I have pant snot and a positive on my shameful contraband but I'm due AF on Friday. Now that's a short LP!

Love the new thread title La

rm00054 · 08/09/2014 19:58

Thanks for new Fred La

Name: RM
Age: 25
TTC: since June 2014

FX for another lucky Fred.

rm00054 · 08/09/2014 20:01

Honey love your cats' names, are you a battlestar fan?

Minion · 08/09/2014 20:02

Hola

Minion calling.
Age: shortly going to be 32!
TTC:15 months
Sprogs: 1 papaya sized wriglet

Hold in there Lil xxx??

Melodygrace · 08/09/2014 20:09

Me me I want to join!!!
Melody
Age 27
Ttc first month trying and I'm due on in 2 days. Have taken a billion tests and all negative apart from 2 sainsburys test which are positive. But I'm not pregnant so the tests are shit.

Melodygrace · 08/09/2014 20:16

This is the fake positive test I got yesterday at the 1 minute mark on a sainsburys test. Me getting excited 6 tests later all negative. Stupid tests. Just warning other ladies about them.

Break the bed, marvel at the ghost sperm, ignore the fuss about avatar pandas and whatever you do - don't eat the jizz! It's Just Shagging Part 28

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honeysucklejasmine · 08/09/2014 20:26

RM yes! [Grin] Initially we wanted Starbuck and Boomer, but then realised it was actually Starbuck and Athena, but then people kept thinking we were saying Starbucks... So wanted to swap to names, but "8" doesn't seem right.... So Thrace and Roslin it was!

Wonder how many heads that went over!

honeysucklejasmine · 08/09/2014 20:30

Hi Melody! Welcome to the gang!

I want AF to piss off please so we can get back to shagging.

lildottie · 08/09/2014 20:32

Thanks viroids. and you do all make me chuckle - you are what keeps me sane! No appointment date yet. Still waiting. Last one was 17th July so feels like a lifetime of waiting as usual.

melody false positives are extremely rare. what other brands have you used that gave you bfn and when did you do them all. If you did them all one after the other you will have not had a concentrated enough sample. get a digi and test with FMU in a day or two. Our mantra here is a line is a line!

gaggia that doesnt mean you have a short LP. Its more likely that you've ovd later this cycle so AF will be later. I prescribe no testing until 14dpo for you, regardless of when AF is "due"!!

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