Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 09:46:42

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 09:52:54

New Fred is here ladies, and we need to start off with a roll call!!

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

AQuarkTooFar Sun 07-Jul-13 09:56:46

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

AQuarkTooFar Sun 07-Jul-13 10:00:19

Live new Fred title cookie!

<makes self comfy, offers round tea and chocolate raisins>

lil1ady Sun 07-Jul-13 10:09:55

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

lil1ady Sun 07-Jul-13 10:12:29

Cookie did you bring the pity pool across? Don't want you leaving Essie behind if she's still busy dangling her legs in!

cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 10:27:34

Yes, pity pool is here, i have customised it into a jacuzzi, we might aswell enjoy it while we can smile

Although i'll pass on the chocolate covered raisins <bluergh> I don't do fruit!! I'll have some chocolate covered chocolate smile

Rockchick1984 Sun 07-Jul-13 10:28:39

Still loitering.. 5+5 today but not ready to piss off and leave you alone graduate yet grin

Writerwannabe83 Sun 07-Jul-13 10:29:59

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's - nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Hello everyone!!!!!!!

cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 10:41:35

9 posts in and we already have a newbie smile

Hello writer nice to meet yooou!!!

rock loiter away!!

DulcetMoans Sun 07-Jul-13 10:50:29

Oh, better add myself on then. Didn't see one of these last time!

I think JSing for July will commence today. I give it until Friday before we are too tired again!

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

commsgirl Sun 07-Jul-13 11:38:26

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

babylann Sun 07-Jul-13 11:43:54

I love that this thread still exists! Hello from me, proud member from probably a million threads ago now... I was also creator of one of the threads... Probably lost in archives now!

Anyway, ready to js again so here we go!

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Bearfacedchic Sun 07-Jul-13 15:35:21

Hello

On my phone and don't seem to be sble to cut and paste from web. Can someone add me to the roll call please? (Maybe the next shagger?) thanks.

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

Bearfacedchic Sun 07-Jul-13 15:41:12

Sorry about the cold Quark. I gave it to DH too. Hope you feel better soon. Here, have a tissue.

Red hope you manage to cool off somewhere!

Hello to Writer and Fifi.

Bless you lil for going such a good thing. Family can be really tough sometimes. I think you did the right thing. X

coffeewineandchocolate Sun 07-Jul-13 16:36:07

also on phone so can't add

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 17:46:16

I'll add you both smile

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Cheers quark i was going for fun, i think i pulled it off grin

cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 17:47:29

OOOoooh, i forgot to welcome and oldie newbie tooo blush hello Babylann

AndieDisestablishment Sun 07-Jul-13 17:56:42

Ooooh, shiny new fred! >hangs some pictures<

Could someone add me too please?

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Ta muchly.

cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 18:01:33

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

There you go Andie smile

AndieDisestablishment Sun 07-Jul-13 18:17:59

Thank you Cookie smile

I went into Mothercare today to look at shoes for DSS (whose mother keeps sending him to us in shoes 1-1.5 sizes too big!!) and my magpie eye spotted the new Quinny Moodd so me and DP were looking at it as if we were actually in the market for a new pushchair! This baby making appears to have mad us both crazy.lol

Fox82 Sun 07-Jul-13 18:46:56

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

pizzaqueen Sun 07-Jul-13 19:03:19

ooh can I join, loving this thread!

TTC dc2, although not actually ttc yet as still recovering from a miscarriage but will be as soon I get the all clear from the doc.

bought opks in a moment if madness last week but not going to use them unless things get really desperate.

MrsCatFace Sun 07-Jul-13 19:23:28

Hi viroids. Can I join the this fun Fred smile
No dc's
TTC since jun 2012

Fox82 Sun 07-Jul-13 19:42:36

Name:Cookielove
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Sept '12

Name: AQuarkTooFar
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Lil1ady
*Any Dc's*: Nope
TTC: Nov 2012

Name: Writerwannabe 83
Any DC's: nope
TTC - first attempt this month!!!

Name : DulcetMoans
Any DC's : None
TTC : March 2012 (with a gap between so on 11mnths TTC in total)

Name : commsgirl
Any DCs : no
TTC : May 2013

Name: babylann
Any dcs: DD is 3
TTC: Starting in next couple of weeks (July 13)

Name: Bearface(dchic)
Any DCs? Noooo
TTC: since forever it feels like, but started in August 2011

name- coffeewineandchocolate
any dc's- ds 2.6
ttc since- March 2013

Name: Andie
Any DCs: Two and two step DCs
TTC: August 2012

Name: Fox82
Any dc's: nope
TTC: December 2012

Name: pizzaqueen
Any dc's: 1 DC
TTC: ?

Name: MrsCatFace
Any dc's: no
TTC: June 2012

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