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There once was a woman called Alice
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And half of her arsehole in Dallas.

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hmmm... I don't think I'd go for Alice either, Mintyy!

My lovely dad is called Francis .

Just lovely seeing your own name being typed as hateful.

<sulks>

Natasha

All Natashas are crazy psycopath bitches with the exception of any lovely MN Natashas reading this thread

Rhys / Reece or any other spelling. Don't know why.

Olivia. I hate it. No idea why, I know a couple of lovely little girls called Olivia, I just don't like it.

And Mark. Another perfectly ordinary name I can't stand.

This isn't going to end well.....

francis is my middle name, and family name so gran, mum and dd have it as middle names
really like the fact it is unusual (wouldn't use it as a first name though

I dislike ordinary names that sound ordinary, like catherine. I won't mention the others as don't want to offend.

Don't like wierd made up names either
Or double barrelled first names
Or hippy flower power names
Or names of places used as first names
Or surnames used as first names

we had a lot of troule finding names for our dcs......

BOFingSanta Think Francis is just a name of it's time,like Colin.

As I can't play this game properly I'm just going to pop up reassuring people.

Ooh, I hate Reece too. I put my friend off that one by saying it sounded like Grease. Weird name...

steppe, surely they have Frances?

Imogen - I know 2 lovely little girls called Imogen but I still can't stand it.

I'll apologise now for the offence that I'm bound to cause. Sorry

I like Frances. Apart from Frances the badger, doing dances etc . Makes me want to kill.

There IS always a reson for not liking something, isn't there? Personally I don't like cutesy nicknames like Archie, Alfie, Artie, Poppy, Evie, Ellie, Molly. I prefer more 'solid' names.

Yeah but surely you don't like Francis because it sounds ugly to you or you hate the way it looks on paper. There has to be a reason, however small.

I'm not keen on the name Gertrude. It just sounds ugly to me - any name with rude in it just sounds yucky to me. It might not be much of a reason but it's still a reason. (I know that I'm just being awkward)

I apologise to any mothers of little Gerties out there or any Gertrudes that I may have offended.

Alice, because of the 'lice' part.
Isobel, because of the 'sob'

There's probably loads more like that. I notice that part of a name is unappealing in some way and then it's all I can see in it.

I don't like any ending in -bel, -ine or -ette either.

Emily. I know it is a perfectly pleasant, if overly popular name, but I just can't stand it. I also loathe Amanda as I have never met an Amanda or Mandy that I like. Conversely, I love the name Ruth, but until recently had never met one that I liked (and the one I do like is a MNer).

I LOVE Francis/Frances btw. My GD was Francis (Frank). Lovely man!

yes we are Frances not Francis. I kind of asusmed op meant both, but maybe not, maybe it is only the boys name she dislikes! We are redeemed ! Our name is not Hated!!!

Actually I would have to agree with her about Francis for a boy.

LOve Alice though, never thought of the lice as it isn't pronounced that way

No, no. I hate Frances too.

I may hate it slightly less than Francis, but that's only because of Dirty Dancing.

I don't get why anyone would be upset at someone not liking your/your child's name. Names are so very personal, I can only think of one or two friends that have chosen names I would even consider. I can make polite noises when necessary! I'm sure lots of people hate DS's name, I don't care because I love it.

I like Alice but prefer the older Alys spelling <waves Welsh flag>

Oh dear my name and my pfb's name have made an appearance already <sigh>

Charlotte. I was at school with a girl called Charlotte and her parents gave her chocolate every day in her packing-up even though the school had a policy not to and they kicked up a right old fuss and carried on doing it when they were told to stop. This was generally considered shocking behaviour. She had sticky-out teeth and when she ate her chocolate it all stuck to the front of her sticky-out teeth and looked bleee while she talked with her mouth full (of chocolate).

I realise that none of this is her fault.