to think dh is showing signs of very dodgy character traits `?

[estuardo]

Tonight got text from friend (male ) in midst of nervous breakdown.. Had dinner with kids them went to visit him ( I am travelling GP)

He lives nearby and suggested we meet.he has not called

Dress like Barb"S

[tortoiseonthehalfshell]

I don't understand this at all.

You got a text from male friend, or your husband did? The friend is the one having the nervous breakdown?

The friend lives nearby? Who was going to meet? Who hasn't called?

What is Dress like Barb"s?

[TanteRose]

y' wha'?

as confused as tortoise....

[kslatts]

I'm confused, please explain.

[gtamom]

What does this mean?

[HecateQueenOfWitches]

Do you mean that your husband got a text from a friend in crisis and ate his meal before going to help his friend and that you have suggested you all meet up now and he hasn't replied? Am clueless about the barb thing.

What is upsetting you?

That he ate a meal before going to help a friend in need? I agree. That's not very supportive in a genuine crisis.

Or that he isn't answering the phone? Well, maybe he's switched it off, or he's busy trying to help his friend. Or perhaps he doesn't want you there because it is him and his friend and it is not appropriate for you to be there.

[HecateQueenOfWitches]

Oh, or do you think there is no friend in crisis and your husband has created the situation so he can go out and shag someone? Or something.

[thumbwitch]

[kreecherlivesupstairs]

All of thumwitches faces and some that aren't available.
This posting makes no sense at all (to me at least). OP, please come back and explain, if not all of it just the bit about dress like Barb"s.

[StealthPolarBear]

?

[HecateQueenOfWitches]

Did she never come back?

Bugger. I really wanted to know what she was on about.

[blinks]

a travelling GP? like, with the circus?

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Shit Hecate. I could of gone to bed happily not knowing about this thread but now im going to forever be wondering what the OP was on about!

[AnyFucker]

are you pissed, OP ???

[fatheadsgirl]

I'm as intrigued as I am confused !!

blinks lmao

[piratecat]

the thread title was written in plain english, what happened when you got to the post op?

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Im thinking her DH went out to meet a "friend" at the circus dressed like barbie.

[GiraffeAHolic]

"a travelling GP? like, with the circus?"

I have just spat tea all over the keyboard

[Hassled]

I'm intrigued as to why the travelling GP thing is relevant. I must have read this OP at least 10 times now - I NEED TO KNOW! I think the OP was the one who got the text and went to visit friend. Or maybe not.

[HecateQueenOfWitches]

Perhaps it's in code?

Although I like the idea of a travelling gp

I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show
My mama used to nurse for the money they'd throw
Papa would diagnose whoever he could
Prepare a little med'cine
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good

GPs, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us GPs, tramps and thieves
But every night all the sick would come around
And lay their money down

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

That just made me COL (chuckle out loud)

[mistressploppy]

but also

[peppapighastakenovermylife]

This is like an internet version of chinese whispers.

So he went to the circus and met a travelling GP dressed as barbie...

[ShadeofViolet]

I think the DS has gone out dressed like a Barbie!

[AnyFucker]

hec, that is hilarious !

cher, you ain't