To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

🙋🙌👍👐🎂🎉🎊🐰🐸🍸🍺🍻🍷🍹☕🍵🍦🍰🌞🌝

[Whataboutwhathuh]

It's ok! It's ok! I'm here!

[OreosAreTasty]

YABU
Wanker.
Hth.
;)

[toadgirl]

haha :)

[AverageGayLad]

hello!

[toadgirl]

Well done to AGL on getting last post of Fourth Thread!!!!!!

[VanillaSugar]

You bastsrd AGL that was my thread and I wanted the last post. floundes off to Chat

[AverageGayLad]

I've never typed so fast!

[VanillaSugar]

Hrllo Oreo You come in an ice cream now, and in two types: sandwich and on a stick. I prefer the Oreo ice cream sandwich myself.

[toadgirl]

Time to get the troops rallied for another battle to 1000 posts:-

[AverageGayLad]

Mother! I want that article picture!

[toadgirl]

Come back Vanilla!!!!!

[VanillaSugar]

Only joking! Here I am. I am now going to flounce off and hang out the washing.

[toadgirl]

Man to sue Greggs after blistering love affair with pasty

Phwoar! Now that's a sexy pasty... Copyright: David Johnson

Howard Russell, a 32-year-old sales manager from Cheshire, is planning to sue the high street bakery chain Greggs for negligence. Why? Because it failed to warn him about the dangers of putting your penis inside one of its pasties… of course.

There are a lot of Britons who love pasties but Mr Russell probably loves them a bit more than the average punter. However, for anyone who shares his romantic zeal for a chicken bake, heed this lesson: when trying to consummate a relationship with a freshly baked savoury snack, beware that it can burn your more sensitive nether regions.

Speaking to the Sunday Sport, the pasty-poker explained that he has a weird sexual fetish involving Greggs’ chicken bakes (I know, why not a sausage roll, right?!). Obviously, Mr Russell is not some sort of uncouth sex fiend – he waits until he gets home before reheating his tasty treat and doing to the deed.

Unfortunately the dangers of a steaming hot ‘meat-filled’ pastry parcel were not properly explained to Mr Russell and as a result the tip of his member was sorely burnt. He is reported as telling the paper: “That, to me, is a clear case of negligence and I intend to sue.

“I ran my helmet under cold water straight away but I’m still in agony and can barely walk. It’s covered in blisters. I may never be able to have sex with a pasty again.

“I made a phone call to one of those solicitors who advertise on the telly but unfortunately the person on the end of the phone had some sort of coughing fit when I explained my predicament.”

Real or a hoax, you decide. Either way, how successful this ludicrous legal action will be is yet to be seen.

[toadgirl]

AGL the article was in the Sunday Sport apparently!

[AverageGayLad]

[toadgirl]

Let's try and keep this thread clean, folks!

[Whataboutwhathuh]

No cum in ice cream sandwiches?

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Joining in. Or not.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

I wanna play! Pleeeaaassssseeee?

[Whataboutwhathuh]

New blood

[toadgirl]

Champagneformyrealfriends and BeingATwatItsABingThing

Great to see you :)

[toadgirl]

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[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

[AverageGayLad]

New victims friends! Yay!

[toadgirl]

The aim of the thread (as I understand it) is that we fill it up at a fair pace. I doubt anything will beat Thread 2 when we made 1000 in 36 hours. I am still recovering from that one!

Still, we try.

However, you must do this whilst not responding to the thread. You can, of course, talk about any bollocks/nonsense/tripe/trivia/bullshit. For some reason I find that easy