I found this in my teenage boys coat today[blush]

(276 Posts)
ruthie667 Tue 26-Jan-16 23:50:43

Not sure whether to take this as a compliment and laugh it off ... or never let him have friends over again lol!!!

infife Tue 26-Jan-16 23:54:50

Actual LOL

shiteforbrains Tue 26-Jan-16 23:55:53

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margaritasbythesea Wed 27-Jan-16 00:02:09

Definitely on the fridge

PaulAnkaTheDog Wed 27-Jan-16 00:10:08

Fuck the fridge. Pride of place in a frame, just outside ds door.

zzzzz Wed 27-Jan-16 00:13:12

grin

dreadful but grin

Fatmomma99 Wed 27-Jan-16 00:16:13

There can be no possibly future for you together, his writing is crap (although his art is quite good!).

Fridge, without question.

My work did a "secret santa" and my present (gratifyingly large, since you are asking), didn't have a label, but the present had written on it in big marker pen "Fatmomma99 is amazing". I put the paper up on the wall.

DH and DD keep asking if we can take it down. It remains on display.

Just for the avoidance of doubt, Fatmomma99 is amazing, it says on on the wrapping.

But you do win! (I don't say that often, so many congrats!)

<resists temptation to ask if you are 'hot'>

Latindancingofficewitch Wed 27-Jan-16 00:23:34

Pmsl here. It's obviously been removed from his coat ... I was shockshocklol thenblush then ..which little fuck wit has a green pen. Teen son claims no knowledge and dp thought it was hilarious.... hmm

ChampaleSocialist Wed 27-Jan-16 00:28:31

Its well known fact that sociopaths use green ink!
Run like the wind shock

Fatmomma99 Wed 27-Jan-16 00:28:44

I think you need to tell us about your amazing tits....

Latindancingofficewitch Wed 27-Jan-16 00:37:03

Ha ha ha well I do sport an f cup but jeez ....I never thought I'd be worrying about my 14 year old son mates ogling my chest confused at 35 I should be ancient to them surely ... blush

Latindancingofficewitch Wed 27-Jan-16 00:37:56

Shit. . Runs away

sykadelic Wed 27-Jan-16 02:21:51

I'm really surprised no-one's told you that this is absolutely disgusting behaviour, that his friends ought to be reprimanded for objectifying women, and you should not take it as a compliment because it's setting back women everywhere to allow this sort of treatment of women.

OR someone's trying to embarrass your son so you should make sure to mention it :D

QueenCarpetJewels Wed 27-Jan-16 02:40:33

OMG! That's hilarious grin

I think I'd be secretly pleased, but at the same time slightly horrified!

CaoNiMao Wed 27-Jan-16 04:53:33

Am I the only one who finds this disturbing?? The jizzing cock!!

sootica Wed 27-Jan-16 04:57:14

I find it reassuring and disturbing in equal measures that teenage boys have not changed since I was at school
Lol at name change fail

theycallmemellojello Wed 27-Jan-16 05:23:27

Ew.. Can't believe you find this endearing. I'd be down like a ton of bricks on behaviour like this. Do you really want to raise a son who reckons that giving anonymous notes to women about their breasts is a charming joke?

sashh Wed 27-Jan-16 05:45:20

That resembles something the cleaner found on my classroom wall yesterday - but the classes I taught the day before were all girls.

nooka Wed 27-Jan-16 06:00:08

I have a teenage boy. I don't go through his pockets, so have no idea what might be lurking in there. Nor do his friends know me well enough to have sized up my breasts (they mostly play online together, no need to visit).

If for some reason I did come across something like this I'd be a bit grossed out, and ask ds which of his friends was such a dick, and why the evidence of their dickishness was in his pocket. I'm sure some of his friends are dicks, at least from time to time (as is he) but I'd not want to see or laugh at evidence of it!

Leigh1980 Wed 27-Jan-16 06:09:51

It's funny. But why does it say "Dad" on it? That's wierd

whattodowiththepoo Wed 27-Jan-16 06:20:21

That's pretty funny but you might want to cross out your surname if your first name is in your username.

Throwingshade Wed 27-Jan-16 06:27:11

I'm very laid back about my teenage boys. But I'm struggling to find what is funny or complimentary? Is this your surname? I know someone with that surname with a teen boy! I would be careful when posting on here.

BertrandRussell Wed 27-Jan-16 06:27:23

Why is it funny?

wheresthebeach Wed 27-Jan-16 06:30:57

Ick.

januarybrown1998 Wed 27-Jan-16 06:56:08

Also wondering why this didn't just go in the bin? How is it remotely flattering? Or are you in Year 9?hmm

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