things you can/can't do in your own garden - a list

(156 Posts)
GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:30:06

right
So according to many recent threads ( YES IT IS A THREAD ABOUT A FRICKEN THREAD)

you may

1. let your child scream

you may not
1. bbq

PLease add so i know wink

APotNoodleandaTommy Mon 21-Jul-14 17:00:16

No chimineas (sp?) as they just encourage garden-based socialising
No high/low/medium fences resulting in too much neighbour exposure/too little light/nothing to whinge about
No ponds with fish in which emit unpleasant odours on a warm day

Bardette Mon 21-Jul-14 19:57:42

Neighbours should not behead and gut eels anywhere I can see them. Neither should they wear teeny tiny shorts and then speak to me when I am picking up the shopping so I look up and find myself nose-to-shorts.

ocelot41 Mon 21-Jul-14 20:38:36

Let bindweed grow absolutely everywhere so that your neighbours are constantly fending it off.

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 20:40:25

* wanders back into garden*

Right I will have to add to the list

HappyLashes Mon 21-Jul-14 21:44:12

Can I add....you must never block your neighbours view over your back fence grin. Apologies if it has already been mentioned.

DogCalledRudis Mon 21-Jul-14 22:00:42

Smoke weed. Actually plant something other than lawn.

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