to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

(209 Posts)
lottie63 Wed 28-Nov-12 00:32:05

Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

AmberSocks Thu 29-Nov-12 20:39:50

no i meant hold it the cum when youve finished til you get to the toilet,am i missing something?

AlfalfaMum Thu 29-Nov-12 20:20:49

Lambrini, are you not worried you'll get athlete's vagina?

YANBU op, the wet patch is at least 99% your partner's cum, so it's only fair he sleeps on it.

Oh how I do love condoms!

there is no way i would ever put one of dh's socks (or anyone else's) down there. eww! im happy with my folded towel... which gets washed very regularly!

and quite frankly... if he wore socks in bed, or during any bedroom activities, he wouldnt be having sex in the first place. no offence intended to nightly sock wearers smile

AmberLeaf Thu 29-Nov-12 19:38:45

Ooh my fav grin

What a thread though eh?!

BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud Thu 29-Nov-12 19:33:53

blush sorry, I really should pay attention <offers a nibble of my mince pie in remorse>

AmberLeaf Thu 29-Nov-12 19:31:15

BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud

that's just it Amberleaf....some of us have no control over when/how much and to hold it in would be equivalent of stopping orgasm

Just wanted to point out that AmberSocks is not me!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Thu 29-Nov-12 19:15:08

Lambrini so your DP or DH has socks on when you have sec?! envy andconfused

I wouldn't like to any one else's sock up my foof, esp a male's one. hmm

no no NOOOOO You are all doing it wrong. What do you think socks are for - keeping your feet warm !!! <rolls eyes>

Whip his sock off and shove up, have a cuddle, run to loo. simple.

LordOfThe5Rings Thu 29-Nov-12 18:55:23

I think going to the loo after is a good solution. When TTC you should try and keep it in though, so I used DP's pillow under my bum (poor man.)

. Had me in hysterics, amongst many other posts on this post! Awww, I was crying, thank you guys. I need to grow up.

Most of it happens during the process of sex aka precum and vaginal lubrication. The stuff that comes out after sex I wouldn't rush straight to the toilet, normally a minute or two afterwards, as it's a big rude to just pull him out and bolt it. Normally we have a little hug and by then the patch is already prominent. Normally he sleeps in it though. He groans, but doesn't mind too much I don't think. smile It's half and half of the both of us. :D

AnyFuckingDude Thu 29-Nov-12 18:51:50

loopy, I love that you have great orgasms grin

but "warm" does not adequately describe a G-spot, squirty one

and it's a fallacy to think that having a wee before sex completely empties your bladder, there is always some residual fluid in there

but yes, a full bladder is rather nice, because it exerts back pressure on the G-spot, so any extra stimualtion of it is very, very intense so I'm told

KeatsiePie Thu 29-Nov-12 18:30:25

Don't put the towel down till after, and fold it over before you put it down.

gymboywalton Thu 29-Nov-12 18:28:25

surely if you are doing right, then you should have a wet patch even if you ARE using condoms? blush

BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud Thu 29-Nov-12 18:25:50

but the towel can be whipped away when you go to the loo afterwards, leaving the sheet nice n dry.

Must be something to it, it is the method I have used for many a year although can't quite remember now as being pregnant and single doesn't do much for one's sex life grin

InNeedOfBrandy Thu 29-Nov-12 18:23:51

thing is, even if your on a towel your still on a wet patch, just the towel not the sheet.

KeatsiePie Thu 29-Nov-12 18:23:26

Uh, perhaps not towel-producing events. That would be convenient though.

KeatsiePie Thu 29-Nov-12 18:17:43

It is not wee. Promise.

If you grab a towel afterward and put it on the bed, then there is no wet spot. Inconvenience of sleeping on towel totally outweighed by lingering delight of towel-producing events.

BrianCoxIsAChristmasPud Thu 29-Nov-12 18:17:05

that's just it Amberleaf....some of us have no control over when/how much and to hold it in would be equivalent of stopping orgasm.

but maybe me and Loopy are one-offs (judging by the amount of 'specialist interweb sites' dedicated to our art, it would seem not though...) wink

AmberSocks Thu 29-Nov-12 17:50:56

ive never understood this,its not that difficult to hold it in until you get to the toilet?or have MNetters all just got poor pelvic floor muscles?

DrinkFeckArseGirls Thu 29-Nov-12 17:49:23

Ob yes, full bladder always turns me on. Physically, not the thought of it.

I just hate the fact that this is never reflected in movies..I mean of course we don't want details but they just lie there in post-coital bliss and fall to sleep. The guys never messa round trying to takes a used condom off and ask for a bin etc Women never have soggy knickers or dash to the toilet like a penguin as they afraid to part their legs.

skiesmylimit Thu 29-Nov-12 17:00:53

What I do, is either use a condom, or I put tissue there just as he pulls out. Then stumble to the loo or use a shit load of tissue and sort it that way.

loopylou6 Thu 29-Nov-12 16:50:02

It's not, grin it comes out the wrong hole for it to be wee

I always wee before because if I have a full bladder I find it difficult to finish, Altho the odd times I've not been, it does deffo feel more intense.

InNeedOfBrandy Thu 29-Nov-12 16:32:21

I think the warm feeling wee to grin

On another note does anyone else not have a wee before because it feels so much better with a full bladder?

AnyFuckingDude Thu 29-Nov-12 16:14:40

Warm feeling?

That's wee grin

loopylou6 Thu 29-Nov-12 16:01:31

grin

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