Help, I've lost my mooncup!

(192 Posts)
Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 19:36:57

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

MightTinge Fri 30-Nov-12 19:13:21

I just howled with laughter thrice!

Fucking a hedgehog

Glad he didnt pull out with it on the end

Newborn babies with moon cup-hats.

This will never do - you're creating an urban myth here! I have a hard enough job trying to convince the girls in my 'coming of age' girls' groups that the moon cup is an option (for swimming, dancing etc) - now they'll come back to me with the story of the lady who lost hers and it turned up atop her new-born's head!

valiumredhead Thu 29-Nov-12 07:54:03

Never mind how he could not tell, how could YOU not tell? shock

I actually asked dp if hed notice, he said without trying he couldn't honestly answer, BUT, he was that impressed he got to have sex with me his head wasn't fully in the game iyswim, the first few times it was more an inner monologue of "I'm the man" type shit I imagine, his friends agree so hope your new dp is like these and so busy cheering himself on to begin with the next time you have sex is when he's properlu focused!

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 22:50:25

Ha never thought of that!
I was thinking more alone the lines of him being very odd not noticing!

MrsReiver Wed 28-Nov-12 22:49:09

You think he'll be disappointed the next time when it's absent?

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 22:15:46

Ha well at least he came back for more (though slightly worried about that one)

It not making a grand entrace/exit, at the end is something to be bloody grateful for!

Please do come tell us how it is without the mooncup and if he says anything after.

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 21:50:56

So the conversation went "was it ok?" ...."yes it was great"..."so it didn't feel any different then?" ..."different to what?"...."oh just different"...."dont know what u mean"....."oh nevermind then".

Oh well I'm guessing he didn't notice then!
HOW COULD HE NOT TELL?!
I'm just glad it didn't pop out on the end of it!

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 19:22:04

He's here now. I'm resisting the urge to ask him if he noticed anything different!
Tho I'm tempted! If he says no I think i'll run for the hills!

McChristmasPants2012 Wed 28-Nov-12 18:17:24

Shouldn't have

McChristmasPants2012 Wed 28-Nov-12 18:17:01

Omg at least you found it, should have read it while eating a spag Bol

MummysHappyPills Wed 28-Nov-12 15:36:42

Maybe he thought it was a diaphragm?

Flojo1979 Wed 28-Nov-12 09:10:53

I keep remembering snippets of info that make me wonder why I didn't realise sooner.
A couple of weeks back I was obsessed I had constipation or something more sinister. It felt blocked yet I couldn't quite put my finger on why literally!
I've had funny tummy pains to the point where I was day dreaming about the times I was pregnant thank fuck its a mooncup and not a baby!

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 08:36:26

I'm not envious of a sex life where a dp can't tell if his partner has a moon cup in ( I mean, they are HUGE!!)

Euphemia Wed 28-Nov-12 07:07:14

Either you have very small laundry liquid dispensing cups, or a huge vag! shock

WelshMaenad Wed 28-Nov-12 00:10:07

My husband put mine in the recycling, he thought it was an old laundry liquid receptacle.

flow4 Wed 28-Nov-12 00:07:19

grin grin
I've just about stopped laughing now, so I thought I'd just pop along and post this little snippet of serious info that explains why you haven't got a vaginal infection and probably won't get one. smile

Squirting yourself with saline might have rinsed out some of the 'friendly bacteria' in your vagina and lowered its natural acidity slightly; but most salt water is pretty close to 'neutral' like fresh water, and in any case your body will probably sort itself out again by the end of your period. If you want, you could help a bit by eating plenty of live natural yoghurt over the next few days or putting a bit of it up your vagina - seriously - that works for thrush too! grin

And thanks for entertaining me this eve, Flojo! grin

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:13:48

Night all!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 27-Nov-12 23:09:59

We You'll have to wait till it finishes then. sad Although if he didn't mind a stabby foof he might not mind AF... At least it won't poke him in the eye.

<def going to sleep now>

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:07:36

Well he's supposed to be coming over tomorrow eve....but I'm on now!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:06:06

Lol drink don't u think that its already TMI for one thread!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:05:13

Normally I listen to MNers, like when you all convinced me to leave the bastard cock lodger last year.

But I just had that feeling tonight, that I couldn't think of anywhere else it could be.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 27-Nov-12 23:04:37

I probably have more where it came from but din't want to push it grin.

Have sex with him ASAP and tell us about it!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 23:02:39

Probably did smell like a rat drink

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