Help, I've lost my mooncup!

[Flojo1979]

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

[inkonapin]

Erm. If you've dtd then you'd have realised it was there! Where did you have it ddlast?

[ElectricMonk]

Have you checked your saucepans/utensil-storage-place in case you forgot to remove it after sterilising?

[ElectricMonk]

I do know somebody who has lost 2 by flushing one down the loo and throwing one in the bin while on autopilot, so that's another set of possibilities...

[HairyGrotter]

Oh blimey...surely it would smell if it were lodged or forgotten?! I'd say ElectricMonk's suggestions are more feasible

[Jingleflobba]

You haven't measured any liquid out when cooking lately have you? Served gravy in any interestingly shaped gravy boats??
Have the kids been playing in the bTh with any new toys recently?
Sorry, I'll go now

[Flojo1979]

Phew! No one thinks it might be up there!
I've checked my sterilising mug!
I've checked everywhere if can possibly think of.

[Jingleflobba]

Bath..

[Flojo1979]

I asked DCs is they'd seen "a strange squidgy see thro thingy" and neither seems to have. Unless barbie has borrowed it

[Jingleflobba]

Well, Barbie is more realistic than she used to be!

[bigpantspam]

Pmsl @ mooncup Barbie

[McChristmasPants2012]

lol mooncup barbie.

i suggest getting some other form of protection. I wonder if santa makes mooncup could be an intresting thing to ask for :)

[McChristmasPants2012]

www.mooncup.co.uk/

before anyone asks what are they < it tends to go that way>

[Flojo1979]

Def can't find it I've ransacked the place.
Maybe like someone said I put it in the bin by mistake.
Still worried its migrated tho!

[SofaKing]

Go to hospital. I was recently utterly humiliated as had mine in during a ct scan, then I had to explain to two male neurologists in their twenties what a moon cup was as it had shown up on the scan.
I have never, ever, been so embarrassed in my life.

But on the plus side, it is medically possible to make sure its not stuck in you without the shame of an internal!

[Flojo1979]

Oooo good plan! What can I fake to bag myself a CT scan!

[Flojo1979]

I think I'm going to have to go and do my own internal aren't I and stop being a wimp!

[StuntGirl]

I have yet to use mine but surely you'd know if it was still up there..?

[Flojo1979]

Surely DP would have noticed?!
Maybe I should ask him!

[Proudnscary]

Oh...... the thread title made me think it was going to be about the announcement of Mumsnet The Musical: Help, I've Lost My Mooncup!

[SofaKing]

Claim unusual abdominal pain! I'm sure it can't be up there, they are not that comfortable that you wouldn't notice all month!

No toy soldiers have unusual helmets do they? No dolls with space age hats?

I bet you will find it being used as a toy next week!

[JesusInTheCabbageVan]

Sofaking

Oh, oh... do your DC have show and tell at school? Do you vet what they take in?

[MrsHoarder]

Can't you just have a bath and go fishing once the kids are in need?

Aside from that, could you have put it in your handbag or overnight bag?

[hugoagogo]

I presume you have had a good rummage?

[SirBoobAlot]

You would know if it was up there...

I would have thought.

[Himalaya]

I don't think it possibly could be inside you.

I lost one too. I think they are off partying somewhere with the odd socks and the teaspoons.