Help, I've lost my mooncup!

(192 Posts)
Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 19:36:57

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

Himalaya Tue 27-Nov-12 20:52:23

I don't think it possibly could be inside you.

I lost one too. I think they are off partying somewhere with the odd socks and the teaspoons.

FourArms Tue 27-Nov-12 20:53:26

I found mine yesterday - I'd left in boiling water to rinse about a fortnight ago. The rubber's gone a bit wierd. I'm going to have to bin it aren't I? sad

So OP - look in all your mugs is my advice!

expatinscotland Tue 27-Nov-12 20:55:08

There was a poster here a few years back who regularly had sex with one in place.

But I'm not gonna go any further than that.

McChristmasPants2012 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:04:07

i don't feel mine in place

MissCellania Tue 27-Nov-12 21:04:43

Maybe you left it in CHAT?

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:08:33

Well I've empty the toy box, no strange hats for barbie or rockets for the toy soldiers.
I'm going to have to go check my fanjo ain't I?!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 27-Nov-12 21:11:36

It might TBH, I would have checked before expending the energy to ransack the house!

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:12:27

Could it be in that funny space between your vagina and your anus?

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:21:46

I'm a bit nervous saggy if I find it its not going to be pleasant is it, its been a month!

hb84 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:23:18

I have a Mooncup and I don't understand how you could think that it could possibly be "lost" up there somewhere. It's massive!

Surely you've had either a fuck or a wank in the past month and would have discovered it then?

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 27-Nov-12 21:26:39

Don't miss words there AKiss! grin

SirBoobAlot Tue 27-Nov-12 21:30:42

I have an image of a mooncup, tea spoon and odd sock ball in my head now.

MissCellania Tue 27-Nov-12 21:33:14

What funny space between your vagina and your anus? confused

Do you have an extra hole?

If you haven't trimmed the stalk much I would imagine it would injure the helmet of anyone brave enough to have sex with you with it in.

Viviennemary Tue 27-Nov-12 21:41:05

These mooncups don't sound like a very good idea to me I'm afraid. In fact they sound really dodgy. I expect there will be some sort of healthy warning on them in the not too distant future.

I would seriously check the barbie thing out, as you can see. She can use them in pretty interesting ways.

ElectricMonk Tue 27-Nov-12 21:41:38

This will sound odd, but is there any chance it's in your dressing gown pocket? I've just remembered that my mooncup (now replaced) is still languishing in the dressing gown I keep at my parents' house because I hid it there after sterilising it in the shared bathroom - I really hope my mum doesn't decide to be "helpful" by popping it in the washing machine...

If not I think your only recourse is to submit a very awkward request to St Anthonywink.

ElectricMonk Tue 27-Nov-12 21:42:34

Viviennemary - menstrual cups have been around since the 1930s, and have received a lot less bad press than tampons...

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:44:48

MissCellania

That would be the Pouch of Douglas. I really don't know whether stuff can get in there. grin

Viviennemary Tue 27-Nov-12 21:45:03

I didn't realise they'd been around that long. Even longer than me. grin

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:46:17

Eeeew ewww eeeeewwww
I found it. In my fanjo. Oh my g .....fucking hell!

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:46:37

How?!

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:46:53

"It is named after the Scottish anatomist Dr. James Douglas (1675–1742) who extensively explored this region of the female body."

hmm

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:46:58

Shouldn't I have toxic shock by now?

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