AIBU to ask you all to tell me whats the worst/funniest/most awful thing you have done whilst drunk?

[deburca]

Sorry but I need cheering up today and another post has some wonderful stories on this topic so I thought I would just ask everyone!

x

deb

I had my toes sucked by a homeless man and on another occasion slept in a skip.

Poo-ed in an alley

I was flagging down a taxi shouting "yo taxi" very loudly, car pulls up, t'was a police car. Oh the shame. I just ran away.

I think this thread should win "thread of the week" award.

Thought it would be sexy to send a picture of my boobs to my then boyfriend but due to state of inebriation accidentally sent them to my boss instead. I think i actually died the next day

Fleur did he look a bit like the homeless man in Enchanted who steals Giselle's tiara? In my head he does.

I'm going to have to think about this in order to think of the worst thing. :(

Nothing funny but many very humiliating things.

He looked like a stereotypical tramp FolkGirl. Gigantic straggly beard. Smelly. Yellow disintergrated teeth. Raggedy clothes. Jaunty tilted holey hat. The works.

ha ha there are too many! nobody would believe half of them. shall i tell you the tequila-fuelled night out with a friend on a european holiday that ended in us being helped home from where we were rolling around in the gutter by a kind stranger who i then attacked with my shoes for thanks? we woke with a mysterious black eye and the hotel room 1in deep in water (still dont know what that was about), fled the scene in hysterical panic to somewhere 50 miles down the coast only to meet, while attempting to catch our breath at a cafe, the very man who'd tried to get us home safely the night before??? (and who then filled us in in all the gory details...) turned out he was on our plane home as well.

wandered through north london, wrapped in an old curtain, singing 'she wore BLUE VELLLLLLVETTTT!!!!' over and over outside jamie oliver's house.

I fell down a small gap between a fridge and the cupboard next to it, it was nice and cool so I decided to have a little sleep there. any one that came into the kitchen could just see my bum and legs sticking out of the gap

Oh dear, Fleur. That was a mistake!

LOL @ Laurie.

I had to leave my own dinner party before the main course was finished because I was so pissed I think I was tired after all that cooking.

While I was peuking my guts up I accidentally peed my pants

lol, hilarious! especially the one about the tramp - I mean you couldnt make that up! lol

erm i would say but it happened on sat night at the xmas meet - so i cant

rem what happens on a meet stays on a meet

many years ago had sex in the back of a pickup truck on a hol abroad.

the greek owner patiently waited for us to get dressed in the small hours whilst the engine ticked over.

crash is there such a thing as thread of the week?

honestly reading these is cheering me up no end! lol, Id LOVE!! to be on a nite out with some of you

x

Took a shower with all my clothes on, progressively stripping down to my undies and flinging the wet clothes out of the shower while crooning "I am sooooooooo clean..." - in front of my roommate and the two boys who had carried helped us home. Mine didn't stick around...wonder why

I had sex with my boss on my mum's living room floor after a 'works do' 15 years ago.

Then when I left the job 6 months later he avoided me all day and didn't come to say goodbye.

When I told my mum she said "well he either wanted to have sex with you and now he can't, or he did and won't be able to again."

Oh the shame. I still think about him now occasionally...

I am about many of these stories, does that make me particularly boring sheltered?!

I threw up into my knickers. I thought, in my drunken state, that I could aim down the hole between my legs and the pan whilst sitting on the toilet.

I could not.

One Halloween I was so drunk I stole a broomstick from a pub and 'rode' it home baffled why it wouldn't work. Home was three miles away.

A bouncer punched my girl friend so I pushed him down the stairs and when ge started chasing me I nipped in a bush and tried to hide. He got fired. I got a rash.

I wouldn't stop bugging the DJ in a metal club until he played McFly and that ?well metal song they did.....5 Colours In Her Hair?. He did in the end.

I wore a Turkish man's fez all night.

The worst? ...
I had sex with a bloke one new year. At the party that night he was all over his girlfriend who obviously didn't have a clue her boyfriend was a twat. At midnight I popped a party popper in his face, turned to her and said ?Happy new year! I ficked your boyfriend!?

Shameful.

Tried to outrun a police car, while pushing a tesco trolley filled with people. Downhill, in massive heels...

Shagged Unsuitable in club toilet. on more than one occasion

On a works night out, asked someone if they were on Coke and if so, could I have some please. That someone was my manager.

All a long time ago...but not long enough for my liking!

Oh teacoupons, that's shocking! Hilarious, but truly shocking!

Actually, most of my drunken mishaps involve having had sex with people I shouldn't, in places I shouldn't. But hey!

I recall them all with fondness and good humour (even the ones I'd never confess to!)

Got so drunk fell off chairs, don't remember coming home, hitting my head on a 200 year old oak door. Woke the next morning with horrible concussion and couldn't get off the sofa for a week. Not fun