"Ds1, please don't use your willy as a stylus for the DS Lite"

[coldtits]

"Ds2, you don't do it either, please. PANTS ON for all activities except the bath and the toilet. No, I don't want to see you shake it. Thanks. Or poking it out of the side of your pants. FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU'RE 7 AND 4, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO NOT WEAR PANTS!!!"

[westlake]

lol :-)

[borderslass]

RFLMAO Sorry

[backwardpossom]

[MadreInglese]

pmsl!

[WilfShelf]

hahaha, sounds like my house.

and roflmao at thread title. Ah yes, it's only a matter of time here too...

[classydiva]

ha ha ha funny as.

[StayingDavidTennantsGirl]

Is it snowing where you are, coldtits? Or frosty, perhaps - because then you could send them outside to play - that would ensure that their appendages were swiftly covered in several layers of cloth!

It does remind me of the occasion in Evans when I was trying on a dress, and dh, ds1 and ds2 were waiting outside the dressing room for me. Ds1 stood up in the back of the buggy, whipped his trousers down, and announced in ringing tones, 'my wee wee is UP!!' I hid and let dh deal with it.

[Mists]

Brilliant! Is this the same DS who used to put his willy through the hole in DVDs?

[TheProvincialLady]

I knew this would be you

[wayoftheworld]

this cheeered me up!!

[shoshe]

Fellow CM was having her Ofsted inspection, was going brilliant until her 4 year old came out of the toilet with no trousers on shouting 'Do you want to see my willy, its sticking up!'

Friend frantically trying to shut him up and get clothes back on him, but he was not having any of it.

Her DH came in and he was shoved back out the door with said child.

She then took a deep breathe ............... NOT A GOOD IDEA!

Her old dog, lying the other side of the door behind the inspectors chair, had decided to fart (now this dog could clear the house).

We didnt give her any sympathy when she told us, I just couldnt stop laughing.

(She got a great Ofsted anyway, Inspector definitely had a sense of humour)

[Poshpaws]

Ahh, life with a house of boys .

[NorwegianMoon]

my son and his friend were found upstairs naked having willy wars. i have no desire to ever know what that involves...

i also get worried when i hear "my willy is fizzing up"

yuck

[HaveAHappyNewJung]

I'm still PMSL remembering a thread last month about a toddler hanging Xmas tree decorations off his willy, and his big sister telling him to put more on :o

My DS is only 1 so I have all this to look forward to...

[pickyourbattles]

You see stories like these are putting me off potty training my DSs completely - while they're willies are in their nappies they're safe!

[wussbird]

Mine used to feed his to the plastic ducks in the bath...

[Indith]

"Don't play with your willy at the table" is often said in this house, as is "don't stick your willy in the [insert random object here]" The best expression of love and devotion from ds to his willy has to be "mummy my willy is so beautiful when it is bigger". A true life-long friendship :)

[borderslass]

Sorry ladies but it doesn't get any better as they get older

[5inthebed]

I'm giggling so much reading this thread.

Three boys in this house, so much to look forward to.

[Recipient30D]

my youngest son, 4, is so obsessed with his, he replaces random words in songs with 'willy' as he sings to himself through the day.. and he sings a lot

[NorwegianMoon]

indith really? my willy is beautiful when its bigger? oh dear, and the love of willy never stops.

my son used to stand in the bath crouched and dangle the tip of his willy in the water, or fill a cup of water and put his willy in it. very disturbing to watch, more concerning to know its all normal.

I have to tell him to play with it in private

[Indith]

Oh yes NorwegianMoon but hey ho they learn at some point when it is ok to play and when not to.

[IWantToBeAFairyWhenIGrowUp]

I'm quite relieved I don't have a son now.

What a brilliant thread.

[readinginsteadnow]

All horribly familiar!