X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

(623 Posts)
Raahh Sat 12-Oct-13 21:53:04

Getting ahead of myself...

thistlelicker Sat 12-Oct-13 21:55:18

I don't know if my pregnant pelvic floor can handle the suspense!!!!

ArbitraryUsername Sat 12-Oct-13 21:55:23

Not by much.

It's the flashing but we're not looking forward to.

ArbitraryUsername Sat 12-Oct-13 21:56:11

8 minutes. Apparently.

SinisterBuggyMonth Sat 12-Oct-13 21:56:52

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MadameDefarge Sat 12-Oct-13 21:56:53

I did post but I thread filled up, she cant be doing coke as her nose would not survive.

thistlelicker Sat 12-Oct-13 21:57:08

Oh so I just asked on old Fred who do we think going home

ArbitraryUsername Sat 12-Oct-13 21:57:09

Why do we need judges bollocks in the how awful it all was recaps?

SuePurblybilt Sat 12-Oct-13 21:57:30

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Something Greggs-y - tbc

Sam Callahan Either I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (bit long, that) or Wrong Direction?

Tamera Foster Nothing We just don’t hate her enough yet

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall

Kingsland Road The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob

Miss Dynamix Nothing (Tempted by Preggaz’n’Peng) grin

Rough Copy Nowt. NOWT

Lorna Simpson Yawna/Voldemort

Shelley Smith Draggy Nanfucker

HoggyTruffle Sat 12-Oct-13 21:57:30

I was hoping they would all sound better after a glass of wine.
I was mistaken

Raahh Sat 12-Oct-13 21:57:46

flashing

I'm worried it will be Louis

thistlelicker Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:12

Lol hobby

SuePurblybilt Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:14

I may have missed loads some. Happy to add to The List.

Maryz Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:21

How to drag it out

Next week I refuse to do this.

Could we all record it, start watching at 9, and do synchronised whiz zing through the judges' comments ads?

Aintnobodylovesnanbetter Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:23

Thistlelicker
Which old Fred was that

LittleMissWise Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:24

You could come to see Bazza, Raah but I told DH I had tickets (I'm disabled so 1 goes free) and he said he's looking forward to going!

BOF Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:29

Yawna is great as a name. All I've got for the last lot is Duff Copy.

Jellykat Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:31

Lady Van Driver to go please..

ArbitraryUsername Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:45

Some of us will be calling Nicholas 'the wee barra' regardless what the official list says grin

Pagwatch Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:45

Can Tamera can be Ta[meh]ra for now

NoelHeadbandz Sat 12-Oct-13 21:58:46

<applauds Sues list>

Maryz Sat 12-Oct-13 21:59:03

Oops, strikeout fail.

judges' comments

Raahh Sat 12-Oct-13 21:59:12

Sue I love 'Pre'ggaz’n’Peng' , even if it is wrong to love itgrin

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Sat 12-Oct-13 21:59:24

Oh please go with Preggerz and Peng.

SuePurblybilt Sat 12-Oct-13 21:59:36

I will add it AU <solemn>

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