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ha! tell bob i'm here.

BOB? where are you??

'Allo, my dear.

Where's all the wimmin'?

<leers>

phew, there you are mate. bit quiet in here tonight... do you reckon they've gone down that golf club for a schooner of sherry and some banter about their woods??

Is bob your uncle?

They could've stayed to discuss my wood.

<folds arms and sulks manfully>

<sniggers dirtily>

Oh I like your mashie niblick!

yeah love, they all say that. like the cut of your gib (?sp?) too dear.

Those balls are attractive as well.

<<mamazon realises she has stumbled across a dogging session and sneaks back out>>

come back love, you'll like it. mine's a half of bitter (VERY bitter).

mine or bob's biwi?

Depends - do you have dimples on yours to make them go faster?

I haven't been around much recently and I think I've missed the specifics of the moldie threads.

Can someone summarise for me (in no more than a dozen or so words) so I don't have to trawl through four threads trying to figure out what's going on?

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

(no dogging though)

Well I don't know what the fuss is about.
Bob could have joined in with me and Algy, his name just slipped my mind he's just in the huff for no reason.

<stirs things up>

<leaves>

<mwa ha ha ha>

that's a tall order squonk... there are about 7000 posts on the subject??!

<adjusts chest wig>

You can't beat a good set of dimpled balls. Well you can but it's strictly invitation only.

can i come round later? bob looks settled in for the night in the snug. we could play shove ha'penny.

um... okay... is it worth worrying about?

DW obviously doesn't know that Algy's a conquest of mine too.

<belches loudly>

to answer that ? i need you to answer the following ...

a. are you a member of a golf club / a regular down the pub / both?

b. do you think it's important that people <even on an internet site where they mostly dont actually "know" each other> behave openly and decently to one another?

c. are you good at forgiving and forgetting, even when people who may have upset you and have behaved badly refuse to acknowledge they've done anything wrong and keep defending themselves?

fancy a sausage bob? squonk?

and how come people can still post on mouldies pt 3 when i cant?