Im new and finding...

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juiceplusrep Fri 14-Mar-14 13:50:20

Hi
I'm new on here and been telling people that I'm on juice plus etc someone writes spam have been reported? Sorry but it is not spam and I think some people are rude to leave comments like that! Okay have your say but report me???

Sorry a little rant there!

UriGeller Sat 15-Mar-14 18:35:46

If ever there was a stone to toss
The juice lady's pill will toss you off
Because because because because becauauaauauaussse

Because of the magical stuff it does (n't)

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 22:54:19

Been singing this all evening, thanks OP! wink

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o SPAM!

Lovely spam, wonderful spam
Lovely spam, wonderful spam

Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam

Lovely spam
Lovely spam
Lovely spam

Spam, spam, spam, spam

exhaustedmummymoo Fri 14-Mar-14 19:25:45

bag lol
iseeyoushiver bloody brilliant what an excellent thread
grin

FabBakerGirl Fri 14-Mar-14 18:58:59

Put your toys back in your pram.

SecretNutellaFix Fri 14-Mar-14 18:46:35

If it has that effect on people's gastrointestinal tract I can recommend drinking half a pint of orange juice in one s--h--itting.

Be cheaper and it doesn't need advertising.

Mrskeylime Fri 14-Mar-14 18:38:52

so juiceplus is a just a tablet?
Unless there's vodka in that tablet I don't want to know.

OwlCapone Fri 14-Mar-14 18:12:12

I wonder if the OPs name is Pam. .then she could be juicepluspam.

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 17:52:01

yoni - they've stuck her in here!

sittingatmydesk Fri 14-Mar-14 17:44:35

grin

Onesleeptillwembley Fri 14-Mar-14 17:43:35

A bit like you would if you consumed that crap, sitting. grin

sittingatmydesk Fri 14-Mar-14 17:29:50

Well, I think the whole thing rather backfired on the OP, didn't it. grin

Bagofnutsnbolts Fri 14-Mar-14 17:24:44

juice plus etc and someone writes its spam?
Oh OP I'm so sorry
Mums netters can be soo out of hand

ballsballsballs we need a quiet word
yonimatapoeia you're being quite absurd!
jux for your information
Juice plus is not poo
Haven't you read the thread, of the amazing things it'll do?

secretnutellafix advertising surely not?
I fell for it I really did
I really am a dolt

Better jump off now, but I've enjoyed this thread!

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 17:22:42

Oh yes, the nutrizzle of it convinced me to order. Im so busy busy busy, I ain't got no time to be eating my fruit & veg! Now I just add it to my sunny delight!

it's worked though Secret we are all chomping at the bit to get our orders in. wink grin

SecretNutellaFix Fri 14-Mar-14 17:15:53

You are advertising, you dope.

Unauthorised advertising is spam. Pay the advertising fee and stop whinging when you get caught out. OR don't pay the fee and expect to be called up on it.

I don't think Juice Plus would give you poo that would be in any solid 3D shape Jux, more 'River of Sweetcorn' I reckon.

Jux Fri 14-Mar-14 17:04:14

Does Juice plus have anything to do with the cube of poo?

YoniMatopoeia Fri 14-Mar-14 16:58:34

HAS the OP run away or do you think MNHQ have had aquiet word?

ballsballsballs Fri 14-Mar-14 16:57:57

Spam squared. Utter bollocks for credulous thickoes.

NymodigFruOla Fri 14-Mar-14 16:57:42

Spuice?

Weegiemum Fri 14-Mar-14 16:52:48

Is juice plus made from cutted up pear?

I have a friend on it and she swears it will cure my irreversible nerve damage. Aye right!

Spam Juice? <vom>

Pagwatch Fri 14-Mar-14 16:47:37

Juice plus spam is jam

OwlCapone Fri 14-Mar-14 16:45:55

It's not spam.
It's juice. Can't you lot read?

Unless it is juice plus spam I guess...

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 16:45:28

I love gizoogle grin Especially fun for mumsnet active convos.

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