SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

(261 Posts)

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 02-Oct-12 22:25:19

You lot are bonkers! and horrid for not inviting me! sad

CouthyMowWearingOrange Tue 02-Oct-12 02:21:52

<<Flutters eyelashes and hands Helen a bottle of Bombay Sapphire...>>

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 20:30:24

Hope everyone likes cress <wink>

It was me. Ha!

Although it was Chaos what started it and I'm just easily lead.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 30-Sep-12 19:29:52

Serves you ALL right for leaving us Helen. We got seperation anxiety sad

she said 'COME TO TAKE MN APART'

do you think she meant 'COME TO A MN PARTY' ?

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 17:58:25

It was Chaos, she sat in it, and twirled in and tipped back in it and everything.
We all tried to stop her.
<winning smile>

SecretNutellaFix Sun 30-Sep-12 17:39:41

<points at chaos>

Please, Helen, she made us do it. She threatened to use her smart phone on us and multiple post constantly if we didn't.

PigeonPie Sun 30-Sep-12 17:26:05

No me but I might have been under Baby Bear's desk for a while-

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 30-Sep-12 17:11:20

<opens door, surveys chaos - in both senses>

Who's been sitting in my chair? <big bear voice>

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 17:04:52

<retches>

Yes we found HQ's supply of gin.

YouSmegHead Sun 30-Sep-12 17:03:04

Gin? Did I miss the gin?

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 17:02:23

Cmon Smeg ...... We gotta get out of here. Plus i'm not feeling too well after all the gin.

YouSmegHead Sun 30-Sep-12 17:01:12

Psst over here in the fire escape, sorry I fell asleep in here.

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 16:59:14

<sneaks drunkenly out of gin stores>

Well seems we all got away with it.

AGoldenOrange Sun 30-Sep-12 16:16:21

Can't believe you lot haven't been caught yet smile

SecretNutellaFix Sun 30-Sep-12 14:21:13

Maybe they're all sleeping off the massive hangover they inflicted on themselves?

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 12:55:59

Actually we're blending in surprisingly well. Who'd have thought Sunday was "wear your balaclava to work day"!

Tee2072 Sun 30-Sep-12 12:51:28

I cannot believe you abandoned us Chaos! What kind of ring leader are you?

You lot been caught yet?

grin

PigeonPie Sun 30-Sep-12 10:50:43

pepper, I thought that was an excellent idea until the realisation that we might be on the fourth floor - shall I start knitting again?

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 10:48:53

Any idea what floor we're on?
<spots potential flaw in brilliant plan>

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 10:46:41

I have an escape plan pigeon.
<looks furtive>
Tie one end of the scarf to the gin water machine, and we'll abseil out the window. No-one will spot us in our balaclavas.

PigeonPie Sun 30-Sep-12 10:41:28

aahhhhh - I seem to have got caught up in a 17' long scarf!

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 10:36:54

<muffled voice>
Help - they locked me in the cupboard!
It was Sparkling, she made me do it, I was trying to make them stop...

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