SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

(261 Posts)

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 22:26:15

I'm not good with technology but I have some naice ham I can hide in the filing cabinets?

Anybody handy with a screwdriver?
We could attach all OliviaMns furniture to the ceiling.
And put a pendant light on the floor

Shall we hide the Big Red Button?
Oooo, and lets fuck up the Suspend Posting function.
Oh, wait....

Very good, Weasel.

You evil-mindeded tweedle.

That will learn them.

crazynanna Sat 29-Sep-12 22:26:45

Sparkling is a goody 2 shoes she leaves apples' on desks grin

Prawns in the curtain rail
(classic)

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:27:09

Pigeon. Another brilliant addition to the thread <notes>

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:27:24

Which one Val? Or both!

I once got a colleague with the umbrella one months after I had done it, I happened to be standing near by, along with many colleagues as we were going to an all company lunch thing, when next she used it. grin

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:27:52

Take the door handles of and put them back on upside down

Veh good SueP.

That was a letdown and a hald, non?

Now, do we know I'd there are showers at the towers (poetry)
If so, unscrewing the shower head and inserting an oxo cube might be amusing

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:28:11

<snort at replacing the gin with water>

<<high fives>>

Sparklingbrook Sat 29-Sep-12 22:28:24

I may have a look at the SSDNCOP file while I am here though <rummages>

Excellent plan. Bit difficult for me to get to at short notice, but I am with you in spirit.

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:29:09

Keyboard one Tee ! Luffs that.

Tech's shed needs more duct tape.
All over, including the door frame

I LIKE duct tape

I have a feeling Carrie takes her mutt in sometimes?

I think I'm going to smear marmite on the underneath of the boardroom table.

wink

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:30:07

Oh that one's really awesome Val! I used to spell out messages to people when they were on their holidays!

Oxo cube in the shower <weeps>

Switch the decaff and caff. And take away all proper tea, leaving only the Green and Roibus and Herbal shite that people buy to take to work. And not drink.
Mwahahahahahaha

BabylonPI Sat 29-Sep-12 22:30:28

Tee I emptied a hole punch into a friends car blower system thingy about 14 years ago grin

He still has the same car and all these years later he still gets random "holes" being blown at him grin

Right, I am sewing secretive costumes...mostly in black, but with a bit of luminous ricrac for health and safety purposes.
What size balaclavas do we need, and does anyone need the extra small swag bag?

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:31:09

Ha! Babylon!

Carries dog, Boo is tooooooooo cute.
But might take a laxative if hind in a sausage

Hang on - aren't you missing a trick by telling them what you're doing?

Just replace the biscuits with oatcakes and the Gin with water.

That'll teach em. wink

Sparklingbrook Sat 29-Sep-12 22:33:11

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