SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

(261 Posts)

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 17:04:52

<retches>

Yes we found HQ's supply of gin.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 30-Sep-12 17:11:20

<opens door, surveys chaos - in both senses>

Who's been sitting in my chair? <big bear voice>

PigeonPie Sun 30-Sep-12 17:26:05

No me but I might have been under Baby Bear's desk for a while-

SecretNutellaFix Sun 30-Sep-12 17:39:41

<points at chaos>

Please, Helen, she made us do it. She threatened to use her smart phone on us and multiple post constantly if we didn't.

pepperrabbit Sun 30-Sep-12 17:58:25

It was Chaos, she sat in it, and twirled in and tipped back in it and everything.
We all tried to stop her.
<winning smile>

she said 'COME TO TAKE MN APART'

do you think she meant 'COME TO A MN PARTY' ?

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 30-Sep-12 19:29:52

Serves you ALL right for leaving us Helen. We got seperation anxiety sad

It was me. Ha!

Although it was Chaos what started it and I'm just easily lead.

KoPo Sun 30-Sep-12 20:30:24

Hope everyone likes cress <wink>

CouthyMowWearingOrange Tue 02-Oct-12 02:21:52

<<Flutters eyelashes and hands Helen a bottle of Bombay Sapphire...>>

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 02-Oct-12 22:25:19

You lot are bonkers! and horrid for not inviting me! sad

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