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They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

Did you cling film the toilets or do I have to do that?

I'm in. I can walk very quietly out of children's bedrooms and have the Special Skill of distraction. Could be useful.

Let's clingfilm the loos

Ooo, Val. We are ONE MIND.

I'm not teuching the loos.

Can we change their answerphne message.

"Your message, your call, hun"?

Ooh me Miss !
I'll swap their salt and sugar pots round !

I live nearby.

Shall we take photos of their toothbrushes' up our jacksies...and psot them tomorrow after they have used them [classic]

Can we lay turf down in HelenMNs office and bring in a sheep?
Or is that too boring

Love that Norks - creative!

carzy - that's grim up the rim

I can do digital codes but I am too old and arthritic for skeleton keys these days

<wwoooooo> Sue. Love the 16 second x posting

Can we fuck about with the mouses on their pc's? Make the left click and right click swap over?

And turn their VDU's upside down?

My speciality is to pop the letter caps off keyboards and rearrange them. Only works if people don't touch type. Although if you move the positioning keys also, can mess up a touch typist.

Also, emptying the container of a hole punch into an umbrella is good, especially if it doesn't rain for awhile...

VDU's?

Is that rood?

No, it's not Chaos. Sorry!

I'm going to fill the bathroom COMPLETELY with inflated balloons.

<<images of HQers popping and clenching simultaneouslt>>

Visual Display Unit, ie SCREEN you flipping doily

<concedes it is a bit UTI/STI/VD crossover as an acronym>

I will come with you but I will be the look out, as i don't do naughty.

Drawers full of polystyrene worms.

Tee. Amazing. Am adding that to my repertoire for you

I'll glue the coffee cups down if you like??

I'm going to replace the gin in the water cooler with water

<unscrews name plates on Big Office doors and swaps over>

[wunk]

Oooh, or you can take a screenshot of what's on their monitor and then put it as the background (and nothing works!)