No make up no bragging, no kissing, no shagging, no tumbling hair, be a maiden fair. And you definitely won't see him for dust! Dating thread 14

[ChaoticismyLife]

Chastity belts at the ready...

Extra strong padlocks required...

I've superglued my padlock.

I'm thinking of breaking the key off in mine.

Just in case you didn't see my reply to your question about my job offer.

I decided not to take it. The pay was well below my salary expectations

So, we have to find a man with a chainsaw? Sod how he looks, how big the willy, we need a chainsaw!

That actually helps a lot, narrows it down tremendously!

Any extras perks? No bonus? Could you work from home?

Only one person has the key to my chastity belt, shame he is out the country.

I have sent a few flirts on POF. Saves the hassle of sending a message!

Have logged off now tho as the soldier is online and if he sees me online when he is he starts texting (or phoning) me , and I really cannot be bothered this evening!

Good thread title btw

I need to go sleep. Now we can't wear makeup I need all the beauty sleep I can get

Goodnight ladies!

All credit to Time for the thread title

Night Time

Working from home would be a problem, two teenagers who never seem to go out He could never afford my rates think Indecent Proposal with Demi Moore and even if he could being a distant relative of Shrek's means I'd have to say no. Now if he was a distant relation of someone like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/alexander-skarsgard/alexander-skarsgard-20100127-559819.jpg&imgrefurl=www.sofeminine.co.uk/celebrities/alexander-skarsgard/album841196/alexander-skarsgard-fan-club-album-0.html&h=500&w=375&sz=36&tbnid=KIud_q7UAkIY4M:&tbnh=107&tbnw=80&zoom=1&docid=41_FisrRQ_yu-M&sa=X&ei=Pt2qT7--DPKY1AX6lfSQAg&ved=0CJUBEPUBMAU&dur=299" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this then I may have been persuaded

Good night time I won't go out without make up on.

Or a twin brother chaotic

time - I love the new names, Im wondering which one I should have

sponge - how do you send the flirts?

notsure when you view someone's profile, there should be a button that says show you're interested (or something like that).

I tested it by sending one to myself! Basically the guy gets a message saying 'notsure is interested in you'

I'm not having much success with it so far though if I'm honest!

Oh. My.. God. Johnny. Fucking. Depp!

That is all.

Snape

Hope you took your phone up to the ceiling with you. 'That is all' isn't acceptable, we need more

(will add you on fb when I get home for pics...) I spoke to johnny Depp. He said 'sure thing!' to me... although that was in response to me thanking him for an autograph, I prefer to believe it was a tacit proposition

Of course it was, sure thing is code for 'you are the most beautiful woman I've ever met and I want to marry you and have fabulous sex with you' dontcha know

I've stumbled into a thread that I really don't know anything about

I like your thread title and thought, ohh is that one for me but I don't understand

Oops, sorry SharpObject I forgot to add that this is dating thread #14 to the title

This is #13 and, obviously, there were more before that.

We're all internet dating, some proactively, others a little more passively, and we post on these threads to support each other and have some fun at the same time. The thread titles are usually inspired by something said in a previous (sometimes other) thread.

I have my 10 year anniversary this year.

I may join you all next year?

Happy hunting

Our lips are sealed

Mwahhhhhhhhhhhh

So funny!!

I like to think it was (you're onto a) sure thing don't give me watchs phone number

I'm pretty sure Jonny lee Miller was giving me the glad-eye as well.

Yes, he was Snape, he mentioned you on twitter, you are trending!!

I hope you mentioned POF to Johnny Depp, so we all get a turn at him!