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"a bit tropical south of the equator"

Enjoy, OP.

I am sure you will. Some of those Frenchies are quite tasty.

Here have another Carling. MNHQ, where's the beer smiley?

doesn't go with football.

You could always close the curtains you know.

Oh hang on you're a man. Thank God. I was so incredibly confused!

As you were.

I love Shevchenko!! I am hoping he scores again today!!

Walter - horn as in 'the raging' as in 'having the' as in horny.

Thank you Psammead........I think!

I don't know what else to call it, you get your Public Transport Horn (sort of vibrating seats on trains) your Friday Horn, your Unexpected Horn when you see someone you know in a new light

is the Horn isn't it

what else can you call it?

Walter - facepalm

Not a man.

Alameda, can you post a link to the most talented of the players?

Man?

Not a man: www.mumsnet.com/60691.Ups

haha I am not a man, I might look a bit like one though

I am a grandmother! There are actual pictures of me on my profile.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

They have suspended the game!!! But noooooooo!!!!

Bloody hell Alameda, all these horns going off all over the place. You must feel like the Queen, or a host of celestial beings.

I refer to it as "experiencing female sexual response".

A man!

Exits

That's a horse!

Slick with horn! Alameda you may just have made my weekend.

Oh your not.

That's a relief.

Whoops, wrong word there.

Oh Exit, your poor old bear doesn't know if he's coming or going.

I am NOT a man

and I bet not one of the MNers who have met me in real life will come forward and testify on this thread

and I only have myself to blame!

Crying laughing here! So you're not a man.

Arf @ Poulay That's a horse!

Just checked out your profile - I have one of those (springer and horse)

But no horn, slick or otherwise, for the football.

lol at Exit's relief

I have never met you Alam, but I'm quite certain that you're a woman.