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Don't mess with the Bumsnetters they have Angry Pubes!

979 replies

juneybean · 26/04/2015 11:37

The Rules of Bumsnet

You can shag, you can syringe, you can temp, you can OPK; as long as your aim is a BFP!

We're cliquey so fuck off. LPB will be annihilated.

Make sure you're on the ###Bumsnet Bumstats###

OP posts:
MelonMelon · 26/04/2015 11:42

Lovely pizza base

Oysterbabe · 26/04/2015 12:05

Thanks for the new thread!

auxiliaryauroch · 26/04/2015 13:08

Yay new thread. Bumstats. sniggers

auxiliaryauroch · 26/04/2015 13:10

Oops. See the other thread is not yet full. Uhm Blush.
So just plaice malarking.

Rainy34 · 26/04/2015 13:14

Thanks for new thread!!

nightandthelight · 26/04/2015 13:15

Place marking!

eskimoflo · 26/04/2015 13:38

We're quichey? Playas smurking. Grin

Yokyil · 26/04/2015 13:48

Mmm plaice and quiche! Juney just had McD's for Sunday lunch ...I feel like a fraud of a woman! My salmon goodness from last night has been wiped out with one swift double cheeseburger Grin and fries

frogbubbles · 26/04/2015 14:12

Just giving this thread a whirl, app keeps crashing on t'other one when I am flipping Smile

loopylou1984 · 26/04/2015 14:56

Marking place Smile
Frog - that keeps happening to me to!
Xx

DizzyNorthernBird · 26/04/2015 15:04

Place marking.

I got a positive this afternoon. Yeah! can I get a whoop whoop

Off to find DP for a shag.

Yokyil · 26/04/2015 15:12

WoopWoop go go go Dizzy Wink

frogbubbles · 26/04/2015 15:26

Ha! Glad I'm not the only one. thought my phone was finally dying on me Smile

Dizzy! Why are you posting, go, go, go Grin

DizzyMerry · 26/04/2015 15:46

Place marking.

Shag dizzy shag!!!

Why do I get only get a positive opk on one day? Hmm

Woolly84 · 26/04/2015 15:59

I nearly wet myself at juney's LPB deterrent comment in the opening post Grin

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 16:01

Thanks for new thread JuneyGrin

Go get him DizzyWink

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 16:02

Merry, if you google it's quite normal to only have a positive for one day. I'm the same.

Nomio230 · 26/04/2015 16:06

Thanks for the new bus, Juney. I love your intro!

Dizzy, shag shag shag!

Merry, I only ever get it for one day. I think that is normal.

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 16:06

Haha Nomio, good work filling the old threadGrin

Rainy34 · 26/04/2015 16:07

spinning I have been very lazy and had a mid afternoon nap!!

Sparkly123 · 26/04/2015 16:09

Oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaa new bus! Grin

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 26/04/2015 16:09

Found you all Smile
Been out shopping with DH. He is a nightmare. So indecisive!
I've got tons and housework, washing and packing to do. Fun! Fun! Fun!
hope everyone is ok! XXXX

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Hairstylisttoboris · 26/04/2015 16:10

Oh room for a lard arse?

I ventured out for the first time in days, dosed to the eyeballs on meds. Was nice but cold. Back in bed now.

New bus? Gonna be a lucky one, especially with pizza bases like those. lovely.

DizzyMerry · 26/04/2015 16:11

Haha nice one nomio thought I was the last one left on the other bus so abandoned it!

I didn't realise it was normal to only get the one day. That's reassuring, thanks.

Will post my chart now for advice about whether I have ovulated.

DizzyMerry · 26/04/2015 16:12

This is my chart. Can anyone tell me whether I have ovulated?

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