Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

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Redshoes56 Fri 13-Jun-14 16:14:43

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Redshoes56 Fri 13-Jun-14 16:22:22

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 35
TTC since: May 2012
DCs: FINALLY knocked up through JS+Science. Frozen embryo onboard, hopefully for the next 9 months!

Come on in ladies!

KatoPotato Fri 13-Jun-14 16:50:07

Love it!

Name: KatoPotato (bollickle free)
Age: 33
TTC Since April 2014
DCs: DS aged 4.5

DS just mortified me in Asda, I was perusing the bargain shelf and he found a box of 'MATES?! EXTRA SAFE? Do you need these Mummy? Are they a BARGAIN? They're not on ROLL BACK!'

Lala5 Fri 13-Jun-14 17:01:09

Name: LaLa
Age: 33
TTC July 2013
DCs: Furry cat shaped ones only

(Chants) lucky Fred, lucky Fred, lucky Fred. Don't let me down full moon unicorn!

wilhelmeaner Fri 13-Jun-14 18:02:24

Hahaha Kato, brill!

Name: Wil
Age:34
TTC since: Dec 13
DCs: 1 aged 2 and currently 9 weeks upduffed.

Fx for all JSers and a lucky, lucky thread.

ZylaB Fri 13-Jun-14 18:05:07

Name: Zyla
Age: 36
TTC: since Sept 2013
DCs: 3 kitty ones

Yay new Fred! Let's make it lucky!

lil1ady Fri 13-Jun-14 18:37:50

Name: lil1ady
Age: 29
TTC: since Nov 12
DCs: none I'm getting fed up of writing that but all tests done and waiting to see consultant to find out when we get started on our test tube baby! Month off this cycle because of hsg so I will be here with pom pom's for all your bfps.

RPopz Fri 13-Jun-14 18:44:54

Found you! grin Great title Red x

Babblehag Fri 13-Jun-14 19:20:57

Awesome title

Babblehag 31
TTC #3
off contraception since July 13
cycle #4 I think?
AF due 30th June (ish)

Babblehag Fri 13-Jun-14 19:22:53

I don't need to do the dcs bit again do I???

ZylaB Fri 13-Jun-14 19:26:00

I have wine wine wine

smile

Nessalina Fri 13-Jun-14 19:39:16

Ha! Title made me lol grin

Name: Ness
Age: 32
TTC since: Mar 2013
DCs: none yet, but currently Just Lurking and expecting a baby boy, 19+3 smile

couldbeanyone Fri 13-Jun-14 20:33:15

Couldbeanyone
Age 31
TTC #2
Cycle #1, sort of, came off pill and TTC straight away...

Hope this Fred is lucky for some!

Pisghetti Fri 13-Jun-14 20:37:03

Great title grin

Name: Pisghetti
Age: 34
TTC: Cycle 1 (excited!)
DCs: 1 x 13.5 yr old

Purplecircle Fri 13-Jun-14 20:40:30

Name Purple Circle
Age 40
TTC since Jan 14
DC none

Lol at Fred title

teejayem Fri 13-Jun-14 20:49:09

Name: teejayem
Age: 31
Ttc since March 14
No current tee-lets. Ttc #1

The fact that there are unicorns in the title thread fills me with joy. Oh, and the jizz reference. smile

RPopz Fri 13-Jun-14 20:55:24

Am I the baby on this Fred??

Rpopz: 28
Ttc since: Sept 2013.
DCs: dogs, cats, oh and a bean due in January! grin

cookielove Fri 13-Jun-14 21:11:17

Name: cookielove
Age: 32
Ttc: Jan 2013
Dc: none, mmc last Sept and currently 26 weeks pregnant and long time lurker!

Nessalina Fri 13-Jun-14 21:22:34

I can't get over the fact that for the next couple of weeks the thread title 'Don't send piss by post!' will be on people's active feeds grin If that doesn't get people flocking to join the JSers what will eh? grin love it

PatchworkBerry Fri 13-Jun-14 21:32:30

Hello, am I allowed in?
Name:PatchworkBerry
Age:30
TTC: Dec 13
DC's: 1 aged 15mths

I'm starting to go a little stir crazy TTC without peer support (DP, doesn't quite understand).
10 years to concieve DS and a rather complicated pregnancy.
Please let me stay?? <puppy eyes>

Purplecircle Fri 13-Jun-14 21:47:46

TWOT is doing my nut in. I'm trying not to symptom spot.
I'm highly emotional and very weepy NFI if it's a symptom but I'm getting on my own nerves with it!
Somebody give me a hooyahconfused

ZylaB Fri 13-Jun-14 21:53:03

Gentle hooya purple but hoping you start the Fred really well!
I'm def not pg yet as not ov yet, got to book day 21 bloods when I do, but, getting happily tipsy while I know I can smile

ZylaB Fri 13-Jun-14 21:54:29

And welcome patchwork the JS threads are a great group, really supportive and understand, and great senses of humour! This lot have seriously helped keep me sane and smiling so far!

ZylaB Fri 13-Jun-14 21:54:49

*understanding

Purplecircle Fri 13-Jun-14 21:57:21

Sorry patchwork, welcome aboard
hurray I'm not the newbie anymore

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