The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

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evilgiraffe Wed 24-Oct-12 18:14:36

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

<climbs into a shiny Aston Martin driven by an unfeasibly gorgeous young man and zooms away into the sunset>

FrankelDeBeauvoir Thu 25-Oct-12 19:36:00

<round of applause> Well done that hag!

I think I will need all my powers to get HWHNN in the mood, I'm not collecting him from the train station till 10pm! I'm thinking drive there in my trench coat, heels and not a lot else wink Just have to hope I don't breakdown/get pulled over grin

evilgiraffe Thu 25-Oct-12 19:43:00

Excellent work, rasp! HOTB has come home with a tummy bug, there's no way spermz are getting anywhere near me any time soon and I can't be annoyed with him either. Hopefully it'll be gone by tomorrow night...

evilgiraffe Thu 25-Oct-12 19:45:38

And yes I think you're right re 00snippage, winkly.

Well frankypants, driving round in your coat and pants means if you do get pulled over, you're not too likely to get a ticket grin

FYI I have bad PMT so I would just like to share the following:

fuckfuckfuckfuckRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHsnotfairBollocksToYouALLfuckityfuckfuck

raspberrytipple Thu 25-Oct-12 20:11:26

nooooooooooo not PMT!!!!!!!!! MATV never understands why calling me a grumpy moo when im PMTing leads to much throwing of cushions at his head......

Husband (who really needs a nickname) told me the other night I needed to snap out of it.

MISTAKE.

I thought I was being highly reasonable by pointing out he wouldn't tell someone with a broken leg to just snap out of it. I wanted to have a major hissy fit and scream "well if you'd diffed me we wouldn't be having this fucking problem would we?!?!"

raspberrytipple Thu 25-Oct-12 20:24:22

yes but see you went wrong when you failed to throw something at his head. Did you at least get high pitched while yelling? I find that the best approach

Apparently they frown on that in Bluewater rasp. And I had just ordered my dinner. He was wise enough to make that crack in public!

The PMT has been much worse since ditching hormonal contraception. DM had her womble whipped out in her mid 30s cos of super-evil life-ruining PMT. Can't wait to win a couple of baybees then I can do away with mine as well, useless piece of crap that it is.

When I had my SFP (small faint positive) last month, I had had a super cheery last week of cycle with no PMT whatsoever sad

SinkyGoodenplenty Thu 25-Oct-12 20:29:46

And then cry a little. So you really have the upper hand.

<emotional abuser>

raspberrytipple Thu 25-Oct-12 20:41:35

I always like to remind MATV of the story of that woman in America who had her murder charged dropped to manslaughter due to diminished responsibility because she had mega PMT.

sinky I am not a dainty Hollywood crier. I sob, gulp, cough, and I go all red and blotchy so my face looks a bit like this and more suited to the previous fred than this one, so I skip the crying. Unless something really emotional happens - like the first 10 minutes of Up, having to get out of the way of a pregnant woman in Boots, Cafe Nero only having Coke Zero not Diet Coke...

evilgiraffe Thu 25-Oct-12 21:04:35

The first ten minutes of Up are traumatising. There was proper snot sobbing when I watched that.

raspberrytipple Thu 25-Oct-12 21:14:38

I must admit I had a bit of a snot sob to the start of that film sad Tis a lovely film though smile

EuroShagmore Thu 25-Oct-12 21:29:18

Bloody hell rasp, that was efficient! Nice work. wink

Winkly have you tried evening primrose pre ov? It really made a difference to my PMT.

I think I'm about to be hit by the witch too. I've been utterly mizz for the past couple of days. And I'm 12 or 13 dpo so it's about time. I'm usually angsty rather than mizz. I blame the acu for stirring my hormones.

<Feebly brandishes gun and attempts to look alluring>
<Fails>

<allure'd by euro>

Nope haven't tried EPO yet. Will that mess with my cycles? I've been trying to cut down on alcohol & caffeine, eat healthier and take multivits but am still entirely murderous blush

HavingALittleFaithBaby Thu 25-Oct-12 21:40:12

Low carb/high protein and a magnesium supplement helped me with the PMT.

Luffing the sechsy name changes laydees!

Nice work rasp wink

Hi faif

I luffs the carbs sad

Where are norf and rie et al? SHURELY they don't have an ackshual life?? Hi BESHies if you are lurking, come back plz.

Going to bed in a random moody strop with nobody in particular now. Night all.

raspberrytipple Thu 25-Oct-12 21:58:10

Thanks for the praise Hags smile I too am rather impressed at the turn around time. Now just to convince him tomorrow the deed must be done every day til Monday...... Eeek. That might not go down well....or up as the case may be.

You know, I had one of those ursual thingummy bikinis years ag, didn't look as good on me cuz I was basically the same shade of white.....

raspberrytipple Fri 26-Oct-12 07:36:30

Morning all! Managed to get a re-run out of him this morning. [showoffemoticon]. Hoping maybe once more tomorrow morning and that should cover me but I'm off to pee on another stick to see what it says.

Happy Friday secshie ladiezzzz. smile

lovesLemonDrizzleCake Fri 26-Oct-12 09:17:28

I am related to euro: Amish Shagmore smile

Oh and hello, I am catching up on this Fred, did anything spectacular happen on the last one, since Tuesday, as I spend hours catching up from the weekend then, but didn't get anywhere...

lovesLemonDrizzleCake Fri 26-Oct-12 09:29:26

Sorry for the useless men, and very impressed by your powers of persuasion rasberry as well as the speed. When SB is not up for it, it does take a lot more than 20 minutes all inclusive wink. However, refusing all sechsing for a month whilst diffed, followed by about three weeks of more or less bleeding has brought the enthusiasm back in the sour household. I am of course not holding out any hope of us diffing au natural, but it is not for lack of shagging.

Right, what happened at the end of the last Fred? Do I need to go back?

Isn't norf gallivanting about the Welsh countryside? Oh and I read on Wed, yay for sensible docs and IVF-referrals.

Sorry, I forgot most of the rest... I might hunt, or actually do what I am paid for, ie work...

Northey Fri 26-Oct-12 10:19:28

This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.

I iz on a top secret mission to the seaside but will be back soon.

<tucks turkey baster seductively into stocking top>

EuroShagmore Fri 26-Oct-12 10:29:58

rasp now you are just showing off.

My fave bikini (now years old) is a speedo one (no, really, they make great beach bikinis that actually stay put whilst swimming) that is a bit Ursula Andress - it's khaki green with a cream belt and I love it. It's starting to look a bit tatty now, but I've bought about 5 bikinis since and don't like any of them as much.

drizz we must be cousins.

Winkly EPO shouldn't mess with your cycles in a negative way, but if you are trying you should only take it pre-ov as apparently it can cause womble cramps or something. I used to take it all the time but have now cut down to pre-ov.

I've started spotting (odd - I never spot for more than an hour or two before the abattoir scene starts) and my temp has fallen off a cliff, so Droid is on its way. <Sigh> On to cycle 25.

There was one slightly odd thing this month - one of my main PMT symptoms is shivers. I get them up to a week before Droid. I've never heard of anyone else having the same thing. Anyway, on Monday my new acu lady was asking me about PMT symptoms and I mentioned them. She grabbed my hand and said "I don't think you will get them any more" with a knowing look. I didn't. I've had them for years. V odd. I still don't understand how sticking some needles in me can change something like that.

I have something to distract me from Droid's arrival - I went shopping last night and picked up Barry M crackle nail varnish. I know I am late to this particular party, but it is AWESOME stuff. Every time I look down at my crackly nails they make me smile. I am a particularly big fan because I am a bit rubbish at painting my own nails but this stuff hides a multitude of sins. And it was only 4 quid.

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