Mumsnet Talk

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

<climbs into a shiny Aston Martin driven by an unfeasibly gorgeous young man and zooms away into the sunset>

I hereby declare myself, for this fred and this fred only......

Sammy4Sampson (my bond girl name!)

<applies lipgloss>

<swivels round in large chair>

Well hello BESH. I've been expecting you

<strokes cat>

Ooooo: steps to find out your Bond Girl name:

1) start with the surname of your favourite actress

2) Next add your favourite fruit

3) Finally take the fruit and translate into French

<twirls>

Meet Janney Fraise

I like it, FSR. I'm struggling to think of a favourite actress so I'll go with my lez crush from the BESHtionnaire for now, which makes me:

Johansson Framboise

Hello new Fred. Lets hope Bond wins plenty of BFPs!

I can't think of my name choice at the moment.

bugs MSB had 0% rapid swimmers his first SA. He started taking a multivitamin with zinc and cut down his boozing. Obviously there were deeper ishoos but it did show some improvement the next time. His last one was still on the low side but I got diffed the month later! I'm glad you have a plan now

Surname? Really?

Dench Framboise doesn't sound too alluring, really. <wracks brain for alternative actresses>

He moans because he says that the zinc in tablets makes them taste like shit. I'm like hellllooooooooo having a random nurse look up my fanjo a billion times isnt exactly pleasant. Deal with it! He's said he'll take them though.

I'm watching Queer as folk whilst ironing.

Ooh, I rewatched Queer as Folk recently. Excellent viewing Bugs

Diaz Framboise

I'm not sure I'm convinced by this formula for our bond girl name. Or is it just because we all like raspberrys and therefore are all related... (and thats before rasp declaires hers).

Bugs, ghj is horrified by everything he is asked to do, and gets irritated when I'm not "supportive". Although making him walk around with his biohazard bag with an A4 booklet on "your sperm sample" was a little harsh.

Ok try this site for your Bond name.

I am now Lupe de Beauvoir - tres exotic

I'm Bunny Lovett

I'm Kitty Holiday.

I likes it.

My maiden name would have been Paris Menstrua.

And. If it get my capital right, Prisssy (with 3 S's- that's not a mistype) Fillet

I think I'll stick with option one Bob.

My maiden name makes it Malena* Loinz

Heh. I came out with Amber Shagmore. Which I think is more Austin Powers than Bond, but I luffs it.

The name's Shagmore. Amber Shagmore. <Attempts sultry look> <Collapses into a heap giggling>

Fancy a team BESH name change? Might get confusing though..

I worked out my bond name by taking my first pets name and my mums maiden name or is that how you work out your porn star name??

Maybe we just change part of our names. You can be EuroShagmore and I'll be FrankelDeBeauvoir

<twirls>

<ponders if new name is acksherly pronounced "beaver">

Bugs, that's just porn star! (and mine is rubbish so I boycot it)

Malenia kinkart????

Ah.. By using my Sunday name, I have found myself a good un. A name change will ensue...

Euro just change first name to ivana.....goes much better

<Snarf>

I quite like EuroShagmore.