The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

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evilgiraffe Wed 24-Oct-12 18:14:36

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

<climbs into a shiny Aston Martin driven by an unfeasibly gorgeous young man and zooms away into the sunset>

JustBuggerlugs Wed 24-Oct-12 18:17:32

I hereby declare myself, for this fred and this fred only......

Sammy4Sampson (my bond girl name!)

<applies lipgloss>

FrankelSaysRelax Wed 24-Oct-12 18:19:58

<swivels round in large chair>

Well hello BESH. I've been expecting you grin

<strokes cat>

FrankelSaysRelax Wed 24-Oct-12 18:25:50

Ooooo: steps to find out your Bond Girl name:

1) start with the surname of your favourite actress

2) Next add your favourite fruit

3) Finally take the fruit and translate into French

<twirls>

Meet Janney Fraise

grin

eurowitch Wed 24-Oct-12 18:39:04

I like it, FSR. I'm struggling to think of a favourite actress so I'll go with my lez crush from the BESHtionnaire for now, which makes me:

Johansson Framboise

HavingALittleFaithBaby Wed 24-Oct-12 18:39:29

Hello new Fred. Lets hope Bond wins plenty of BFPs!

I can't think of my name choice at the moment.

bugs MSB had 0% rapid swimmers his first SA. He started taking a multivitamin with zinc and cut down his boozing. Obviously there were deeper ishoos but it did show some improvement the next time. His last one was still on the low side but I got diffed the month later! I'm glad you have a plan now smile

evilgiraffe Wed 24-Oct-12 18:42:53

Surname? Really?

Dench Framboise doesn't sound too alluring, really. <wracks brain for alternative actresses>

JustBuggerlugs Wed 24-Oct-12 18:44:13

He moans because he says that the zinc in tablets makes them taste like shit. I'm like hellllooooooooo having a random nurse look up my fanjo a billion times isnt exactly pleasant. Deal with it! He's said he'll take them though.

I'm watching Queer as folk whilst ironing.

ThisWitchSinks Wed 24-Oct-12 19:02:13

Ooh, I rewatched Queer as Folk recently. Excellent viewing Bugs

Diaz Framboise

I'm not sure I'm convinced by this formula for our bond girl name. Or is it just because we all like raspberrys and therefore are all related... (and thats before rasp declaires hers).

Bugs, ghj is horrified by everything he is asked to do, and gets irritated when I'm not "supportive". Although making him walk around with his biohazard bag with an A4 booklet on "your sperm sample" was a little harsh.

FrankelSaysRelax Wed 24-Oct-12 19:30:05

Ok try this site for your Bond name.

I am now Lupe de Beauvoir - tres exotic

HavingALittleFaithBaby Wed 24-Oct-12 19:32:37

I'm Bunny Lovett hmm

ThisWitchSinks Wed 24-Oct-12 20:08:37

I'm Kitty Holiday.

I likes it. grin

ThisWitchSinks Wed 24-Oct-12 20:10:02

My maiden name would have been Paris Menstrua. hmm

ThisWitchSinks Wed 24-Oct-12 20:11:28

And. If it get my capital right, Prisssy (with 3 S's- that's not a mistype) Fillet

I think I'll stick with option one Bob.

FrankelSaysRelax Wed 24-Oct-12 20:12:42

My maiden name makes it Malena* Loinz hmm

eurowitch Wed 24-Oct-12 20:16:42

Heh. I came out with Amber Shagmore. Which I think is more Austin Powers than Bond, but I luffs it.

The name's Shagmore. Amber Shagmore. <Attempts sultry look> <Collapses into a heap giggling>

ThisWitchSinks Wed 24-Oct-12 20:58:08

Fancy a team BESH name change? Might get confusing though..

JustBuggerlugs Wed 24-Oct-12 21:07:16

I worked out my bond name by taking my first pets name and my mums maiden name or is that how you work out your porn star name??

FrankelSaysRelax Wed 24-Oct-12 21:15:45

Maybe we just change part of our names. You can be EuroShagmore and I'll be FrankelDeBeauvoir grin

FrankelDeBeauvoir Wed 24-Oct-12 21:20:23

<twirls>

<ponders if new name is acksherly pronounced "beaver">

ThisWitchSinks Wed 24-Oct-12 21:32:34

Bugs, that's just porn star! (and mine is rubbish so I boycot it)

raspberrytipple Wed 24-Oct-12 21:33:36

Malenia kinkart????

ThisWitchSinks Wed 24-Oct-12 21:33:53

Ah.. By using my Sunday name, I have found myself a good un. A name change will ensue...

raspberrytipple Wed 24-Oct-12 21:34:44

Euro just change first name to ivana.....goes much better grin

eurowitch Wed 24-Oct-12 21:36:57

<Snarf>

I quite like EuroShagmore.

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