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The femmes fatales of the BESH are lying back and thinking of England

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maamalady · 24/10/2012 18:14

As witches and pumpkins become old hat, the BESH are scrubbing up well in salute to James Bond in general and Skyfall in particular. Put on your slinky cocktail dresses and stiletto heels, grab a Martini, and start schmoozing with well-dressed secret agents.

Insta-diffs will be shot with a quip but without a qualm. Anyone else wanting to join can dodge a few bullets post the BESHtionnaire.

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JustBuggerlugs · 24/10/2012 18:17

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FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 18:19

Well hello BESH. I've been expecting you [hgrin]

FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 18:25

Ooooo: steps to find out your Bond Girl name:

  1. start with the surname of your favourite actress

  2. Next add your favourite fruit

  3. Finally take the fruit and translate into French

Meet Janney Fraise

[hgrin]

eurowitch · 24/10/2012 18:39

I like it, FSR. I'm struggling to think of a favourite actress so I'll go with my lez crush from the BESHtionnaire for now, which makes me:

Johansson Framboise

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 24/10/2012 18:39

Hello new Fred. Lets hope Bond wins plenty of BFPs!

I can't think of my name choice at the moment.

bugs MSB had 0% rapid swimmers his first SA. He started taking a multivitamin with zinc and cut down his boozing. Obviously there were deeper ishoos but it did show some improvement the next time. His last one was still on the low side but I got diffed the month later! I'm glad you have a plan now :)

maamalady · 24/10/2012 18:42

Surname? Really?

Dench Framboise doesn't sound too alluring, really.

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ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 19:02

Ooh, I rewatched Queer as Folk recently. Excellent viewing Bugs

Diaz Framboise

I'm not sure I'm convinced by this formula for our bond girl name. Or is it just because we all like raspberrys and therefore are all related... (and thats before rasp declaires hers).

Bugs, ghj is horrified by everything he is asked to do, and gets irritated when I'm not "supportive". Although making him walk around with his biohazard bag with an A4 booklet on "your sperm sample" was a little harsh.

FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 19:30

Ok try this site for your Bond name.

I am now Lupe de Beauvoir - tres exotic

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 24/10/2012 19:32

I'm Bunny Lovett [hhmm]

ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 20:08

I'm Kitty Holiday.

I likes it. Grin

ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 20:10

My maiden name would have been Paris Menstrua. [hhmm]

ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 20:11

And. If it get my capital right, Prisssy (with 3 S's- that's not a mistype) Fillet

I think I'll stick with option one Bob.

FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 20:12

My maiden name makes it Malena* Loinz [hhmm]

eurowitch · 24/10/2012 20:16

Heh. I came out with Amber Shagmore. Which I think is more Austin Powers than Bond, but I luffs it.

The name's Shagmore. Amber Shagmore.

ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 20:58

Fancy a team BESH name change? Might get confusing though..

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FrankelSaysRelax · 24/10/2012 21:15

Maybe we just change part of our names. You can be EuroShagmore and I'll be FrankelDeBeauvoir [hgrin]

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 24/10/2012 21:20
ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 21:32

Bugs, that's just porn star! (and mine is rubbish so I boycot it)

raspberrytipple · 24/10/2012 21:33

Malenia kinkart????

ThisWitchSinks · 24/10/2012 21:33

Ah.. By using my Sunday name, I have found myself a good un. A name change will ensue...

raspberrytipple · 24/10/2012 21:34

Euro just change first name to ivana.....goes much better Grin

eurowitch · 24/10/2012 21:36

I quite like EuroShagmore.

FrankelDeBeauvoir · 24/10/2012 21:37

It's fitting for a TTC thread, that's for sure!

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